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Monday, August 13, 2018

Worst Game Ever Made - Big Rigs Over the Road Racing - INNOCENT Until Proven Guilty!



Court is now in session for another viewer
requested episode of Innocent Until Proven Guilty! Todays case is one of the most requested
and I can fully understand why. During my research, I saw that this has a
Metacritic score of 8. To put that in perspective, Sonic 06 has
a 46. Sonic 06 is considered to be one of the
worst games ever made, yet IGN, EGM, and 1UP all deemed it to be better than this.

That is justI dont even know what to
say about that. Ive covered some stinkers before, but thisthis
is a whole new level of potential badness. Well, I love a good challenge, so its time
to bring Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing to trial! The infamous Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
from GameMill Publishing was released on November 20, 2003. If the Wikipedia article is to be believed,
it has a very interesting story.

Big Rigs was apparently developed in the Ukraine
by the California based Stellar Stone to reduce costs. Whether thats true or not, I dont know,
but there are Ukrainian sounding names in the credits section, which lends credibility
to that idea. From what Ive experienced, I can definitely
believe that it was produced by a small crew on a shoe string budget, sincewelltheres
not much to it. The title screen shows that there are only
two main modes: Custom Race and Random Race.

Random Race is self-explanatory in that the
course and vehicle are pre-selected, whereas Custom leaves the selection up to the player. There are four trucks at our disposal, with
such monikers as Thunder and Thunderbull. How creative. The semis can be driven over fiveermake
that four courses, including Devil Passage and Devil Passage 2.

Remember what I said about the trucks? That goes double for the courses. Anyway, with the race created, lets hit
the road and satisfy our need for speed. Here we go! Oh, okaythis is certainly somethingI
dont know what that something is, but it exists and Im playing it. First of all, theres no music, which is
not uncommon for the genre.

Spirit of Speed 1937 also lacked any music
except a menu song. However, Spirit of Speed at least had engine
roars, this has nothing. Its entirely devoid of audio in spite of
Alex Burton receiving a credit for it. My brainit hurtsmust move on.

As far as the visuals go, its a deceptive
mess. Big Rigs is adequate upon initial inspections,
but once we spend more time with it, the glaring issues rear their ugly head. I mean, just look at this. Look at it! Its ridiculous, but also kind of funny.

Still, I feel bad for anyone that spent hard
earned money on this. The presentation is nightmare inducing, but
the controls are fairly average. The vehicle is maneuvered via the arrow keys:
Up accelerates and goes forward, Down or the space key reverse and brake, and Left and
Right go in those respective directions. Finally, C changes the camera angle, which
is completely useless, so dont even bother with it.

The objective of the game is to win the race,
if you can call it that. There is one rival semi, but it never leaves
the starting line, so the competition is non-existent. This is in stark contrast to the back of the
boxs claim that were running away from the law and hauling drugs or other illegal
contents. As should have been obvious long before now,
none of this is in Big Rigs, so this is false advertising at its finest.

In reality, we move forward through checkpoints
until we get to the goal and were rewarded with a trophy, which is accompanied with the
iconic text Youre Winner. That isamazing and I love it so much. After winning the trophy, we go back to the
title screen and try out a different course. If itll let you, that is, because it will
occasionally bug out and announce that were the winner from the start.

During my travels into the void, I noticed
an abandoned helicopter, which I found to be quite fascinating. I started to ponder about why it was there
and I devised the theory that Big Rigs is set in a post-apocalyptic future with our
trucker being the sole remaining occupant. That would explain why the rival remains idlethere
arent any humans left to compete against. Clearly this wasnt Stellar Stones intentions,
but when its examined in that context, it makes it way creepier and cool.

Speaking of cool, I saved the best part for
lastthe reverse speed glitch. Holding the Up arrow and progressing as normal
maxes out around 80mph, but holding Down basically breaks the space time continuum. The vehicle can somehow withstand the force
of several billion miles per hour, jerking about like a ragdoll in the process, yet it
can also stop at the drop of a hat as if nothing had happened. There is a limit, though, and it occurs around
the 50 minute mark.

If its pushed to that point, the semi will
implode, the meter will bust, and well be given the Youre Winner trophy. Its insanity and is proof that Stellar
Stone didnt quality test before shipping their product. Regardless, I cant help but find this to
be amusing. All things considered, its barely a game
and is a rip-off at any cost over $10, but that right therethats gold.

SoBig Rigsthat exists and I honestly
cant comprehend how that is. Nearly every other publisher would have cancelled
or retooled a project such as this, but apparently Stellar Stones work met the quality standards. Its buggy, its unfinished and it has
many traits that make it worthy of its reputation, but is it without redemption? Lets find out in the breakdown! I really dont have to say anything here. Big Rigs is guilty.

You know it. I know it. I thought Spirit of Speed was bad, but this
makes it look like Daytona USA. At least the LJN Dreamcast oddity has the
appearance of being decent.

This, on the other hand, is broken and riddled
with design flaws. Hell, theres a course that is unplayable
and crashes as soon as its chosen. Ill close by repeating what I said at the
beginning: it has a Metacritic score of 8 and Sonic 06 has a 46. That speaks volumes.

I rest my case. I cant deny that this is buggy and unfinished. Thats true, but that doesnt mean its
not fun. There is some enjoyment to be had from this,
especially when keeping my theory in mind while doing so.

Plowing unphased through buildings and obstacles
and reversing into oblivion is hilarious, but the novelty does wear thin quickly. Is Big Rigs good? Far from it, but is it as horrible as its
claimed to be? Sort of, but it does have some entertainment
value. There are definitely worse things to waste
a few minutes on. Plus, it provides a nice self-confidence boost.

I am winner! Thanks, Big Rigs! In the case of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing,
I rule that the verdict isGuilty! Im sure Ill get comments saying this
was predictable, but there was no other option than guilty. This is barely a game and as much as I get
a kick out of the reverse speed glitch, its a design flaw that shouldnt have seen the
light of day. If this was an unreleased prototype, that
would be excusable, but Big Rigs hit store shelves at retail price and thats almost
criminal to imagine. If you want to try it, do what I did and download
it online for free.

I had no luck finding a cheap copy for sale,
so that is the only reasonable option. Anyway, thats a wrap on this highly anticipated
IUPG episode. Come back next week for the return of the
LJN Defender, but until then, and until the next case, court is now adjourned!.

Worst Game Ever Made - Big Rigs Over the Road Racing - INNOCENT Until Proven Guilty!

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Waiting for the Bus - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts



Hey! Hey! Wait for me! Stop the bus! Stop the bus! Stop the bus, man! Stop the bus! - I can't stop this bus. - What? Why? - There's a bomb on board. If this bus drives slower
than 50 miles per hour we're all dead. - Just like in that movie? - Yeah.

Except, real life. - Wait, does that mean I'm
running over 50 miles per hour? - See for yourself. - Holy shit!
That's pretty fast! - Fast? Are you kidding me? You gotta be the fastest man
in the world. - You gotta help me, man!
What do I do? What do I do? - You got some real talent, kid.

You gotta set some goals for
yourself and reach 'em. You got your whole life
ahead of you. Shoot for the stars, kid. Don't let nobody hold you down.

[ Music ]
CHRIS GRANT FIELD. [ Music ] [ wedding bells ] [ music ] [ music ] [ music ] [ music ] [ music ].

Waiting for the Bus - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

Times I Plagiarized



I almost lost a thousand-dollar scholarship
because of plagiarism. Let's talk about that. [Ripoff Good Mythical Morning Intro] Plagiarism. Adverb.

The practice of taking someone else's work or ideas
and passing them off as one's own. [Closes book] Just the word plagiarism sounds like a crime. Racism, sexism, and plagiarism. I'm not here to talk about people who repost my comics, JPEG'd, cut my name off, and have the audacity to put their own watermark on, nah nah nah NAH,
not that kind of plagiarism.

I'm gonna tell you about all the times that I plagiarized,
in school. And, OK, just off topic, I wanna
address something publicly. I don't go looking through other people's comics and go: "Oh, this comic's funny! I'm gonna redraw it
and pass it off as my own!" No, I'm not about that life. But some of my comics have been very similar
to other people's comics.

I read a lot of comics, so it's possible I saw them
and then repressed them in my memory and drew them again, or it's possible that it's all a coincidence and me and
someone else just came up with the same idea, it happens all the time with other cartoonists,
not just me. Again, I don't purposely take comic ideas and
try and pass them off as my own. Whenever people point out that my comic is a lot like
someone else's, I get really sad. So you guys should check out these other
cartoonists, they're really good.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that at the
beginning of the video, because I'm gonna be telling you about times that I
actually DID plagiarize. But that was just in school, OK? I keep plagiarism off the Internet. Isn't that right, Matthew? I cheated a bit in school. An occasional glance at my partner's desk, maybe jot down that important equation
on my hand, nothing TOO big.

I had a Math Class where we went to Lunch
in the middle of the class, and whenever we had tests, the teacher wouldn't
split the test into two parts. Dff-- Do you expect us NOT to exchange notes? The first time that I got caught cheating
was in 9th grade. And if you stalk me and watch my old videos,
you know that I went to a preparatory school my freshman year. And in preparatory school, the amount of work
they gave you as kids was just STUPID! So cut me some slack.

In one class, we had to write an essay about
something historical? Or something? And I chose to write about the Berlin Wall. Specifically about people who escaped
ACROSS the Berlin Wall. Now I chose this topic because... I don't know
if you know this, but there's a National Geographic documentary
about this exact topic.

So I didn't copy and paste anything into my essay,
per say. It's just I told the exact same stories in the
exact same order as the documentary, and, OK, I might wrote some things down
word for word. But at least I didn't plagiarize it from Wikipedia, OK? So I didn't copy and paste anything... ...Until I had to write the conclusion of the essay.

And I found this article talking about it, and the article
said some things that would've been PERFECT in my essays, sooooooooooo..... Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V. I turned it in, I didn't think too much of it, but then when I got it BACK, the conclusion paragraph
had been highlighted, and a "see me" was written next to it. So I had gotten in trouble for plagiarizing
the conclusion.

Just the conclusion... Nothing. Else. To be honest, I'd kinda forgotten that I copied
and pasted the conclusion.

I thought he knew that I basically turned in the
script of a documentary. The teacher who we'll call "Mr. Batman" (it makes sense if you knew him) He took me outside of the classroom, he told me
that it was bad that I plagiarized, and he called my parents, that freaking snitch. My parents got mad at me too.

He gave me a chance to rewrite the essay,
and I remember just being so traumatised and stressed out that night. I kept thinking: "What if he finds the documentary
and sees that I practically plagiarized the whole essay?" I ended up rewriting not only the conclusion,
but the whole freaking essay. I turned in the new essay, and I don't think he ever
found out that I copied the whole thing. Except, I did just admit it.

And
he watches my videos. Seriously, in April he emailed me and asked if
I was the same James that was in his class. He's the only teacher to ever reach out to me. And even after all those years, I still didn't tell
him that I plagiarized the whole thing.

So... ...Hi Mr. Batman. Uhh, you can't change my grade now, can you? But that was a good experience for me to have.

It taught me a valuable lesson. Because I didn't plagiarize a single essay
for the rest of High School. But then Community College rolled around. I did Community College for a bit, because I couldn't
afford university on a Subway payroll.

I took honors and A.P. Classes in High School,
I was a relatively good student. Except I didn't take any of the A.P. Tests.

So when I went to Community College, I had to take
classes that were a step BELOW the classes I took in High School. What a GREAT way to spend my time! Senior Year of English, we were writing essays and
analyzing poetry. Freshman Year of College, we were writing movie reviews. And the teacher didn't even like me, she thought I was
a slacker because I was never paying attention.

I didn't take Community College seriously, but
it was so easy, I was still getting amazing grades. On the third semester of Community College, I took
a Public Speaking class. Now I might be an introvert, but I don't have a problem with Public Speaking. That's part of my job now! I took the class because I thought it would be an easy A, and I needed a communications credit for my major, I wanted to be a Math teacher, and you may not have
noticed, but they publicly speak ALL the time.

So I take the class, I'm like the best person
in the class, right. And for the final we had to give a persuasive speech
in front of everyone. Oh, and by the way, I didn't learn like, ANY tricks to help
with Public Speaking. The whole class was literally just us giving speeches
to each other over and over.

So three semesters of doing easy classes and
wasting my time, my apathy meters were just off the charts. I didn't wanna work too hard, so I chose to do my
speech on why we should get rid of the penny. And, I don't know if you know this, but there's this
YouTube video made by CGP Grey, that makes great arguments on why we Americans should get rid
of the penny. AGAIN, I didn't copy and paste anything per say, it's just the speech I gave had the exact same
arguments in the exact same order as CGP Grey.

OK, it was pretty much a one for one recreation
of his whole video. I'm sorry! I thought we were getting graded on Public Speaking,
not writing original speeches! The teacher caught me, I guess she's a fan of CGP Grey. And gave me a 0 on the final. So I ended up getting a D in the class! And that was the worst grade I got
in Community College.

Part of me was like: Pfft! What-what-whatever. [Sniff] I don't- I don't care... This next semester though, I wanted to go to
a REAL college. And still trying to be economical, I found that it was
actually cheaper for me to an out of state school, than to go in state.

At this school, they gave scholarships to out of state
students who had high enough GPAs and enough credits. It would've saved me THOUSANDS of dollars. And I had family living in this state, so that
was another reason why I wanted to go to that school. But here's the thing.

Even with that D, I still had a high enough GPA
to get the scholarship, but since I failed, it didn't count as a credit. So I ended up being ONE credit short for
what was required. PLAGIARIZING WAS GOING TO COST ME
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS! My options were either: Stay home and do a 1 credit semester
of Community College, or beg the university to give me my scholarship anyway. During Christmas, my family visited the state the
school was in.

So me and my dad got the chance to go to the school,
and basically talk our way into getting the scholarship. We talked to five different people, now THAT'S
Public Speaking. I had to use my persuasive talking skills
that I would've learned! And all of them were telling us: "There's nothing we can do." But we were talking to one lady, she was telling us
the same thing about not being able to do anything. She looked at my transcript.

She said: "Oh, you failed Public Speaking." She looked at it for a bit, she'd type something on her computer, she printed out a piece of paper and handed it to
me saying: "It's OK, I'm not good at Public Speaking either." SHI-- SHE THOUGHT I WAS BAD AT PUBLIC SPEAKING! She thought I failed 'cause I was insecure or
something, and not 'cause I did something WRONG. Oh, uhh... ...Yeah! I'm just terrible at speaking to the public... So really, there WAS something you could do.

I got the scholarship, because a lady wearing
eye shadow took pity on me. But I only ended up staying a semester and a half
at that school, because my YouTube kicked off. And now I'm doing that full-time. But I'm still thankful I got the scholarship! I hope my Public Speaking teacher could
see where I am now.

I speak in front of MILLIONS of people for my JOB. I mean, I can't see them, and I'm just reading everything
off a script, in my closet. And I didn't get punished for plagiarism! I didn't learn my lesson. And I didn't learn anything in your class.

CGP Grey, if you're watching, I just wanted to say,
I'm sorry I plagiarized your essay. But, it almost cost me thousands of dollars. But it didn't so... Remember kids, don't plagiarize.

It could cost ya. It didn't cost me anything though. Okay, so there's been some updates to the store. It looks different, we got some new products, and for Black Friday, some things are
gonna be on sale this week.

Shipping to America is now gonna be cheaper,
because it's not international priced. And it's been confirmed that we will be able to ship
the plushies before Christmas. Even if you order one right now, and if everything
goes according to plan, then they should ship and arrive before Christmas. But I mean, like, you have to order them soon, you know
what I'm saying? You can't just order 'em on Christmas Eve.

Check out the store, link in the description. Thanks for watching, I hope my voice doesn't
sound too tired. It's 3 in the morning. Let's just get this over with, don't plagiarize, and wear your seatbelt..

Times I Plagiarized

Saturday, August 11, 2018

This Race Car Driver Is Defying Stereotypes at 200 Miles Per Hour



I am truly an activist first and a race car driver second. When I get into the race car and I pull the helmet on my head, It all just disappears. Its a sport where the intense mental focus is what I love and just the insane adrenaline that you have going into a corner at 200 miles an hour with cars inches from you. My motto is: Never underestimate a vegan hippie chick with a race car.

So youve probably seen NASCAR. When youre flipping through the channels and all of our cars are covered in logos. Theres a bacon car, theres oil companies, there's candy bars, theres fast food companies. When you see me on the track Im oftentimes carrying a message about clean energy, solar power, wind power, a future with 100 percent
renewable energy, which is absolutely possible.

I drove the first ever vegan-themed race car. My cars are unique. The messages that I carry on them are asking people to do something good for our planet and for the animals that we share it with. I get to see both sides.

I live in the world of environmentalists and then I also live in the world of racing. I know people have this stereotype of a NASCAR
fan with the beer belly and the NASCAR shirt, but I find that race fans are far more
open to these messages than people would think. I was at Daytona and I was giving away vegan food and this guy came up with his son. They were both dressed in camouflage from
head to toe.

They had clearly taken a break from their hunting trip to swing down to Daytona. He tried my vegan chicken wings and he just looked at me and he was like, "That is not meat?" "That is amazing!" And he actually came back to the tent for more. It was just so funny for me to see this
man from his hunting trip eating my vegan food and loving it. That is truly something I never could have
made happen if I didnt have the race car.

I want to see every race car running on either electricity or renewable biofuels. Every racetrack powered with 100 percent solar or wind. Every race track concession stand offering vegan food to the race fans. I want to see every racing tire recycled.

I would love to see every kind of sport have
somebody who is speaking up and rocking the boat. We need activists to be basketball
players and football players. I  do think sports figures have a responsibility to try and make the world a better place..

This Race Car Driver Is Defying Stereotypes at 200 Miles Per Hour

Things to Do In GTA V - Rabbit Jump XRooster Teeth



Heyy Things to do! Gavin, Geoff's talking. Shut up! Geoff please. Thank you. Do you guys remember when we did things to do: rabbit jump? Yup.

Oh yeah that was amazing. Well,  what if we threw an X on the end of it? Aw, shit. Things to do rabbit jump X, on your mark, get set, go. Wait, what? Go! Wait, go this way.

What are we rabbit jumping? You'll see in a second. Guess we'll find out. Is there an X on it? Ohhhh, holy shit. Wow.

I didn't die. That was amazing. Oh I lived. I almost lived..

Things to Do In GTA V - Rabbit Jump XRooster Teeth

Friday, August 10, 2018

The Truth Behind Angora Fur



Every year, stores stock their aisles with angora sweaters and accessories, but few people know exactly how this fur is obtained. As you can see in this undercover footage, factory-farm workers violently rip the fur right out of rabbits skin as they scream in pain. These gentle, sensitive animals are often in such extreme shock after having their fur yanked out that they may be unable to move inside their tiny, filthy cages. Finally, after enduring this cruelty about every three months for two to five years, their throats are slit and theyre skinned.

Rabbits who have their fur cut or sheared also suffer. During the cutting process, their front and back legs are tightly tethered, a terrifying experience for a prey animal, and the cutting tools invariably wound them as they struggle desperately to escape. About 90 percent of the worlds angora comes from China, where there are no penalties for animal abuse on rabbit farms and no standards that regulate the treatment of animals. In nature, these animals would spend their lives grazing, digging burrows, playing, and enjoying the company of other rabbits opportunities denied those raised and killed for angora.

You can help stop this cruelty. When youre buying a sweater, please read the label, and if it says angora, leave it on the rack. Thank you..

The Truth Behind Angora Fur

The tortoise and the hare - Stories for Kids



Once upon a time there was a hare who boasting he can run faster than any one else is forever teasing tortoise  for his slowness  then, one day the irated tortoise answered back who do you think you are? There's no denying you are swift but even you can be beaten! The hare squealed with laughter!! Beaten in a race ? By whom ? Not you surely I bet there is nobody in the world that can win against me, I am so speedy... Now why don't you try? Annoyed by such bragging,the tortoise accepted the challenge a course is planned, and the next day at dawn, they stood at starting line. The hare yawned sleepily, as the meek tortoise tried to slowly off when the hare saw how painfully slow his rival was he decided, half  asleep on his feet, to have quick nap. "Take your time" he said..

I will have forty winks and catch up with you in minute. The hare woke with a start from fitful sleep and gazed around,  looking for the tortoise but the creature is only a short distance away having barely covered the third of the course. Waiting aside, relieved. The hare decides, he might  as well have his breakfast too..

And off he went to munch some cabbages he noticed in a near by field but the heavy meal and hot sun made his eye lashes droop with a careless glance of the tortoise, now half way along the course he decided to have another snooze before flashing past the winning post.. And smiling at the thought of the look on tortoise's face when it saw the hare speed by, he fell asleep and was soon snoring happily the sun started to sink below the horizon and the tortoise, who have been plotting towards the winning post since morning now scarsely a yard from the finish at that very point the hare woke with a jolt he could see the tortoise a speck in a distance and away he rashed he left and bounded at a great rate his tongue longing and gasping for breath just a little more and he be first at the finish but the hare's last leap was just too late. The tortoise had beaten him to the wining post poor hare tired and in disgrace he slumped down beside the tortoise who was silently smiling at him.. "Slow and steady does it every time" he said Turtle Interactive.

The tortoise and the hare - Stories for Kids

Thursday, August 9, 2018

The Tale of Peter Rabbit read by Rose Byrne



Hello. Welcome to Storyline Online, brought to you
by the SAG-AFTRA Foundation. I'm Rose Byrne, and today I'm going to be
reading The Tale of Peter Rabbit,
written and illustrated by Beatrix Potter. Once upon a time there were four little rabbits, and their names were
Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-tail, and Peter.

They lived with their Mother in a sand-bank,
underneath the root of a very big fir tree. "Now my dears," said the old Mrs. Rabbit one
morning, "you may go into the fields or down the lane, but don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden.

Your Father had an accident there. He was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor." "Now run along, and don't get into mischief. I am going out." Then old Mrs.

Rabbit took a basket and her
umbrella, and went through the wood to the baker's. She bought a loaf of brown bread and five
currant buns. Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail,
who were good little bunnies, went down the lane to gather blackberries. But Peter, who was very naughty, ran straight away to Mr.

McGregor's garden, and squeezed under the gate! First he ate some lettuces
and then some French beans, and then he ate some radishes. And then, feeling rather sick,
he went to look for some parsley. But round the end of a cucumber frame, whom should he meet but Mr. McGregor! Mr.

McGregor was on his hands and knees
planting out young cabbages, but he jumped up and ran after Peter,
waving a rake and calling out "Stop thief!" Peter was most dreadfully frightened. He rushed all over the garden,
for he had forgotten the way back to the gate. He lost one of his shoes amongst the cabbages, and the other shoe amongst the potatoes. After losing them, he ran on four legs and
went faster, so I think he might have got away altogether if he had not unfortunately run into a gooseberry net, and got caught by the large buttons on his jacket.

It was a blue jacket with brass buttons;
it was quite new. Peter gave himself up for lost,
and shed big tears, but his sobs were overheard by some friendly
sparrows, who flew to him in great excitement, and implored
him to exert himself. Mr. McGregor came up with a sieve,
which he intended to pop upon the top of Peter.

But Peter wriggled out just in time,
leaving his jacket behind him. And rushed into the tool-shed, and jumped
into a can. It would have been a beautiful thing
to hide in, if it had not had so much water in it. Mr.

McGregor was quite sure that Peter was
somewhere in the tool-shed, perhaps hidden underneath a flower-pot. He began to turn them over carefully, looking
under each. Presently, Peter sneezed. "Kertyschoo!" Mr.

McGregor was after him in no time and tried to put his foot upon Peter,
who jumped out of a window, upsetting three plants. The window was too small for Mr. McGregor,
and he was tired of running after Peter. He went back to his work.

Peter sat down to rest. He was out of breath and trembling with fright, and he had not the least idea which way to go. Also he was very damp with sitting in that
can. After a time he began to wander about, going lippitylippitynot very fast,
and looking all around.

He found a door in a wall, but it was locked, and there was no room for a fat
little rabbit to squeeze underneath. An old mouse was running in and out over the
stone doorstep, carrying peas and beans to her family in the
wood. Peter asked her the way to the gate,
but she had such a large pea in her mouth that she could not answer. She only shook her head at him.

Peter began to cry. Then he tried to find his way straight across
the garden, but he became more and more puzzled. Presently, he came to a pond where Mr. McGregor
filled his water-cans.

A white cat was staring at some gold-fish. She sat very, very still,
but now and then the tip of her tail twitched as if it were alive. Peter thought it best to go away without speaking
to her. He had heard about cats from his cousin,
little Benjamin Bunny.

He went back towards the tool-shed, but suddenly, quite close to him, he heard the noise of a hoe. Scr-r-ritch, scratch, scratch, scritch. Peter scuttered underneath the bushes. But presently, as nothing happened,
he came out, and climbed upon a wheelbarrow
and peeped over.

The first thing he saw was Mr. McGregor hoeing
onions. His back was turned towards Peter,
and beyond him was the gate! Peter got down very quietly off the wheelbarrow and started running as fast as he could go, along a straight walk behind some black-currant
bushes. Mr.

McGregor caught sight of him in the corner,
but Peter did not care. He slipped underneath the gate, and was safe
at last in the wood outside the garden. Mr. McGregor hung up the little jacket and
the shoes for a scare-crow to frighten the blackbirds.

Peter never stopped running or looked behind
him till he got home to the big fir-tree. He was so tired that he flopped down upon
the nice soft sand on the floor of the rabbit-hole
and shut his eyes. His mother was busy cooking. She wondered what he had done with his clothes.

It was the second little jacket and pair of
shoes that Peter had lost in a fortnight! I am sorry to say that Peter was not very
well during the evening. His mother put him to bed,
and made some camomile tea. And she gave a dose of it to Peter! "One table-spoonful to be taken at bed-time." But Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail had bread and milk and
blackberries for supper. The End Thank you so much for joining me in reading
Peter Rabbit.

It's one of my favorite books growing up as
a child. Did you know that this book is
over 100 years old? And I chose it because my mother used to read
it to me. And if you can't find a book that you really
love, keep looking because there are so many out
there. And I promise you that
you will find one that you love.

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The Tale of Peter Rabbit read by Rose Byrne

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

The Rabbit and the TurtleSimple Story for Kids



Maple Leaf Learning The Rabbit and the Turtle Adapted by Marco A. Brazil. Illustrated by Mami Koike and narrated by Kenny King. Once upon a time in a far away village there was a rabbit.

One hot summer day the rabbit wanted to go for a swim. He went out from his den to find a river. Along the way, he met a turtle. And they began talking.

Hello turtle It's hot today, isn't it? Do you know if there's a river near here? Asked the rabbit. Yes, there's one not far from here. If you follow the path, you'll get there. The turtle answered.

Could you show me the way, please? Asked the rabbit. Sure! Answered the turtle. So, the rabbit and the turtle started walking together to the river. Walk faster turtle.

Walk faster! I want to get to the river quickly! The impatient rabbit said. And why is that? Asked the turtle. Because I'm a rabbit. Rabbits are fast.

Turtles are slow. The boastful rabbit answered. Not me, replied the turtle. Rabbits can run and hop.

Turtles just crawl. Laughed the rabbit. Not me! Protested the turtle. I can walk and I can swim.

Well, I can jump! Turtles can't. The proud rabbit replied. Oh, really! But I can beat you in a race. Said the turtle.

What! You can't beat me in a race. I'm a rabbit. You're just a turtle. Said the rabbit.

Well, let's try and see. Said the turtle. So, the rabbit and the turtle decided to race to the big old tree on the other side of the river. Get ready, get set, go! The rabbit went hop, hop, hop.

The turtle went walk, walk, walk. After the rabbit had gone a long distance he stopped and called. Hey turtle, where are you? A turtle sitting by a tree answered. I'm here! The rabbit thinking that it was the same turtle he was racing was surprised.

Oh! There you are. He exclaimed. And ran off again. So the rabbit went hop, hop, hop.

After a long distance he stopped and called. Hey turtle, where are you? Another turtle sitting nearby answered, I'm here! Again, thinking that it was the same turtle he was racing the rabbit was very surprised. Oh! There you are! He exclaimed And hopped off again. The rabbit went hop, hop, hop.

Hop, hop, hop! And again after a long distance he stopped and called. Hey turtle, where are you? Another turtle sitting nearby answered I'm here! The rabbit was very surprised that the turtle could keep up with him. But he couldn't let the turtle beat him so the rabbit went hop, hop, hop. Run, run, run.

Run, run, run. Faster and faster. Run, run, run. Faster and faster.

The rabbit was very, very tired and dropped to the ground. Thinking that he was far ahead and that there was no way for the turtle to catch him. The rabbit decided to take a nap under a tree. And the turtle the turtle went walk, walk, walk.

Slowly and surely. Walk, walk, walk. He dove into the river and went swim, swim, swim. Slowly but surely.

And he crossed the river. The turtle went walk, walk, walk. Slowly but surely. Patiently talking to himself.

I'll get there. I know I'll get there. The rabbit slept longer than he had thought. When he woke up, he called.

Hey turtle, where are you? There was no answer. So, thinking he had one the race, the rabbit went hop, hop, hop to finish the race. However, to his surprise, he found the turtle waiting for him at the finish line. The turtle had won the race! The end..

The Rabbit and the TurtleSimple Story for Kids

The Patagonian Mara Is a Rodent on the Run



- [Narrator] This is
Wesley, a Patagonian mara. He looks like a cross
between a deer and a rabbit, but Wesley is actually a rodent. Patagonian maras are only
found in parts of central and south Argentina, and even there they are
becoming harder to spot. These cute little guys top
out at just under three feet, and just over 30 pounds.

Their bodies are well adapted for running, and they reach close to 45
miles per hour at full speed. Grass makes up the majority
of this herbivore's diet. They prefer living in areas
with lots of shrub cover to protect themselves from predators. However, a combination of
overgrazing and hunting for their skin has caused a steady decline in their population.

This is the Patagonian mara..

The Patagonian Mara Is a Rodent on the Run

Tuesday, August 7, 2018

The Great Race - Chinese ZodiacFolk Tale TimeA Cool School Folk Tale



Hi there boys and girls! It's Folk Tale Time at Cool School. This one is called The Great Race. You ready? Ok! On your mark, get set, let's go! Legend has it that once upon a time, many, many, many, many, many, maaany years ago, in Ancient China, there was a rat. That's me! Not just any rat.

This rat was the WORST swimmer in the world! Hey, the cat's a bad swimmer too! That's true... There was also a cat that couldn't swim. Gimme a break! Everybody knows cats don't like water. Also true.

Nevertheless, there was to be a great race across the river, and so the cat and the rat were just gonna have to get wet. See, the Jade Emperor, the guy who pretty much ruled everything, had called a meeting of the animals The Emperor was going to honor the first 12 animals to get across the river with their very own year! Picture that: the Year of the Rat! Got a nice ring to it... I prefer Year of the Cat! Okay, let's skip ahead to the day of the big race. So many animals were there! There was a rabbit, a goat, a pig, a rooster, a snake, a horse, a dog, a monkey, a tiger, an ox, and a flying dragon.

The cat and the rat knew they didn't stand a chance. So they hatched a clever plan to hitch a ride on another animal! The dog was the fastest swimmer, but the cat and the dog fought like, well, cats and dogs. So that wouldn't work... The flying dragon COULD get them there, but the rat was afraid of heights! Finally, they settled on the ox.

The ox was fast, strong, and the cat and the rat knew they would trick him! Hey ox! You wanna hear us sing a song? Yeah! I love moosic! Did you like it? Gee guys, I couldn't hear it. Well, let us hop onto your back and we'll sing it into your ear! Okay! The cat and the rat hopped onto the ox's back just as the race began! Their plan was working! On your mark... Get set... Go! Can you hear us now? No.

Now?? Nuh-uh What about now? Nope... But I do hear a thumping sound. It was a rabbit! The rabbit was hopping across the river from stone to stone! Ah! Hurry ox! But then the rabbit missed a stone and instead landed on a floating log. Haha! Bye bye rabbit! Then they saw the tiger, coming up behind them then the dragon, then the horse! Giddy-up ox! Hya! Ya! Weird that I can hear THAT and not your song, right? Yeah yeah, life's a mystery.

Keep swimming! MS. BOOKSY: Poor, sweet ox. The cat and the rat were not being very nice! Meanwhile, three totally very nice animals the goat, the rooster, and the monkey, were still on shore trying to figure out how they could get across the river. Not one of them could swim! Just as they were about to give up, the rooster spotted a raft! The three of them pulled it to the river, hopped in, and worked together to make it across.

They even offered a ride to the dog, but she said No thank you! But you're WAY behind! You'll lose! Puh-lease, I'm like the fastest swimmer ever! I'll be fine. MS. BOOKSY: Then they saw the pig on a raft, having a snack! What? I got hungry... I guess they never read The Tortoise and the Hare! MS.

BOOKSY: On the other side of the river, the ox was JUST about to cross the finish line, when that rascally-rat pushed the cat into the water! Nooooo! And then jumped on the shore right past the ox to win the race! And so, the Year of the Rat officially became a thing. The ox crossed next, then the tiger, and the rabbit, followed by the flying dragon. Ha ha! I beat the dragon?? I'm the best! Nobody beats me! MS. BOOKSY: The dragon explained that she had seen the little rabbit floating in the wrong direction and had stopped to help him.

Well done, dragon! I am honored to name the 6th year after you! Yeah, but I got first place! Did you know THAT, dragon? Next, the horse and snake made it across the river, followed by the rooster, monkey, and goat in their little raft. Bravo! I love teamwork! Teamwork, shmeamwork. I'm the real champion. MS.

BOOKSY: After the pig and dog finally crossed the finish line, the Jade Emperor invited all the animals to his palace for a party. The rat stayed behind a moment because he wanted to make a grand entrance, like this: MS. BOOKSY: But, before he could, he heard a familiar meow. Meooow Remember me? Uh-oh...

Hm, is this their song? I don't think I like it! MS BOOKSY: The cat and the rat fought all night, while the rest of the animals had an awesome time, celebrating with the Jade Emperor. To this day, people still celebrate the 12 animals of the Chinese Zodiac. Oh yeah, and cats and rats still don't get along! The End. It would be bananas to miss an episode of Cool School! So subscribe, cluck right here! And comment below! Tell us which animal was YOUR favorite.

Good-baaaa.

The Great Race - Chinese ZodiacFolk Tale TimeA Cool School Folk Tale

The Dictator - best scene



Here is the plan. We're going to take
this helicopter tour and fly over
the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses. Remember, we're just two
ordinary American tourists looking at the sights. Don't worry, nobody gonna suspect
anything.

It's a great plan, pointy. Don't do anything
to arouse any suspicions. Don't worry.
I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't win four
Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing.

Yes, you do,
because you gave them to yourself! My performance in
Aladeen Jones and the Temple ofDoom was outstanding. Have you seen
You've Got Mail Bomb? Yes, I've seen them all!
They're all terrible movies! Listen to me. Okay? You are a terrible actor. I urge you, right now,
keep your performance small and real.

All right, can you
get me a cloak?
20
00:00:58,322 --> 00:00:61,073
Why? Because I think
my guy would be wearing a cloak. No, your guy wears an American flag
sweatsuit and a sheriff's badge. I need the sheriff's badge. For what? You're sheriff
of American douche-town! That's rude.

Listen. We're going to walk over
there, act very inconspicuous. - Okay. No problem.
- This has to work.

Don't worry.
Just relax. Are you okay? My guy has a limp. I fell off me horse
at the old Bull & Bush Pub because
I am a cockney.
35
00:01:293,603 --> 00:01:30,769
Listen! Listen, okay? You need to focus up right now
and be prepared to deliver a small,
subtle performance. - Okay, great, okay.
- Okay, good.

Okay. So, when
we go to fly... Don't do that
with your eyes! You can't be
a Chinese person on this thing, okay? I'm not chink,
I'm Chinese-American! No, but you cannot
hold your eyes! Nobody is going to think
you're Chinese-American because you hold
your eyes like that! It's racist,
what you are doing! Do you know it's a fact
that they cannot pronounce their R's? They pronounce them
as L's. So instead you know
what "rabbit" is in Chinese? I don't know
how to speak Chinese.

- It's "labbit."
- It's not "labbit"! Yes! Who Shot Loger Labbit
was a huge hit in China! Nobody...
It's stup... All right, I don't care.
This is stupid, okay? Okay, I'll do Filipino.
I like to work, I like to talk. - Don't.
- I like the shit, I do the kids. Stop that.

Your Filipino
is the same as your Chinese! Now who's being a lacist? - You're being lacist now.
- I'm not being racist! Right now we have to
get on this helicopter and we have to act
like true Americans. I guess you don't want me
to play black then. I see what you're doing,
it's not cool. Of course I don't want you
to play black.

Okay. Just throwing it
out there. Okay. Don't.

Okay, don't do that. - I see what you're doing.
- That's how they walk. It's how they walk. I love being
an Americans! America is number one! Oh, I am from U.S.A.! My father also
from U.S.A.

My great-grandfather fought
in the American Civil Jihad. I am very proud
to be an American. I am America's
number one douche. I've fooled them.

Job done. So, how are things back at the Palace? Fine, but guess
who's still living in my guest house? Ooh, Bin Laden? Yes, Osama. Bin Laden flooding the bathroom
every time he showers... And how hard is it to put a bath mat
down, Bin Laden? Hey, do you remember
my favorite sports car? You mean your Porsche? Yes...

The 911. 911, It's the best! So I was driving my 911 near the
palace one day... And I totally crashed! It's ok, I've already ordered a new one. A brand new 9112012.

You know, while you are here, you
should try to see some of the sights... Such as the Empire State Building... And Yankee Stadium. And I'd love to see the fireworks
over the Statue of Liberty.

Hey, have your old back problems been
bothering you? Oh, it's been terrible! It got so bad that
I made myself a back brace. - Really?
- Yes, look, I'm still wearing it. Hey, my English is getting good... ...I bet I can count down from five
faster than you can! Five, four,
three, two, one!.

The Dictator - best scene

Monday, August 6, 2018

Rusty RivetsOfficial Theme Song (Music)Nick Jr.



[MUSIC PLAYING] Let's go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Put it together, Rusty Rivets. Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, Rusty Rivets. Rusty Rivets' lab is in
Sparkton Hills, yeah. He'll combine it and
design it, build by build.

Yeah, with Ruby, the
Bits, and Botasaur. Inventions never seen before. So let's go, oh, oh, oh, oh. Put it together Rusty Rivets.

Go, oh, oh, oh, oh. Rusty Rivets. Yeah, let's go, oh, oh, oh, oh. If you can dream it,
you can build it.

Go, oh, oh, oh, oh. Rusty Rivets' Let's go. [MUSIC PLAYING] NARRATOR (VOICEOVER): You
can watch more Rusty Rivets in the free Nick Jr. App.

[MUSIC PLAYING].

Rusty RivetsOfficial Theme Song (Music)Nick Jr.

Robbie the Rabbit appearances in Silent Hill and other games



Robbie the Rabbit was first seen in Silent Hill 3, one of four Lakeside Amusement Park mascots, along with Huey the Horse, Dawn the Duck, and Kathy the Kitty. They can all be seen on signs and flyers around the park, but Robbie is the only one to have mascot costumes of him scattered around the park and toys available in the souvenir shop. He seems to have always been the most popular. By inputting the Blue Robbie Wins code at the beginning of the game, Heather can get a Robbie tshirt to wear.

The Playstation 2 save icon also features a running Robbie. Concept art suggests that he may have originally been named "Tommy." In Silent Hill 4, we can see a Robbie plush toy by looking through the peephole into Eileen's room Later in the game, the toy changes position, but we never actually see it move. There are also two Robbie easter eggs in the game. If you unlock Cynthia's alternate costume, we can see that she has a Robbie tattoo on her butt.

A Robbie hot air balloon can also be seen sometimes if you look out of Henry's apartment window. Silent Hill Homecoming featured a Robbie doll as an item belonging to Alex' brother. It also shows up on a postcard, in some crayon drawings, and in one of the photos in the game. Silent Hill: The Arcade had Robbie enemies in the amusement park and he was in the UFO ending.

Book of Memories for PS Vita also had some small Robbie cameos. At the very beginning of the game, there is a Robbie doll in the character's room. There may also be a Robbie on the TV screen. If you use the Konami code in this menu area, you will hear a child's laugh and your character will start the next zone with a stuffed Robbie which can be used as a weapon.

Howard will also start selling them in his store. Understandably, it's not very useful, but it looks cool. If you have purchased the expansion pack from PSN, there will also be a blue Robbie mask available for purchase. He appeared as one of the artifacts in Silent Hill Downpour.

Murphy comments it's a cute doll that seems to be showing up a lot. It's in the Digging Up the Past sidequest, for the Useless Trinkets trophy. Robbie also appeared in the film Silent Hill Revelation 3D. The cellphone game Silent Hill The Escape had Robbie as a guide for the tutorial.

Robbie has also made appearances in other games, however. In Elebits, the amusement park has Robbie statues. In Sword of Etheria/Over Zenith, Robbie costumes can be unlocked and bought by the player as costumes. Robbie is a playable avatar in the arcade game The Bishi Bashi.

Along with Pyramid Head, he is also a character in Krazy Kart Racing. There was a wearable Robbie mask as DLC in Metal Gear Online. Playstation Home, which went offline in March of 2015, had several Silent Hill characters for purchase, including a Robbie costume. This was available from the PSHome Konami store in both the male and female sections.

The Robbie costume, like the bubble head nurse and Pyramid Head, was one piece. For James and Heather, you had to buy the outfit and head separately. Robbie cost 2.99. Quite a bit of Robbie merchandise has also been available over the years.

There have been Robbie shirts, Robbie statues, plush dolls, beach towels, baseball caps, and keychains..

Robbie the Rabbit appearances in Silent Hill and other games

Sunday, August 5, 2018

REI Presents How To Run 100 Miles



(Toothbrush buzzing) - [Brendan] You ever wonder
why a perfectly sane person would try to run 100 miles all at once? Me, too. It wasn't my idea, though. It was my friend, Jason's. (Fun music) For six months leading up to race day, this was my life every Saturday.

Wake up early and wait
for my friend, Jason, to drive 10 blocks to pick me up, go to the mountains, and run. We didn't sleep in, we didn't have brunch
with our girlfriends, we didn't play Frisbee in the park, and we didn't sip coffee
and read the news. We ran together for hours, and every Saturday, we
ran longer and longer.  I think it's great how
you used to be great   I can't hate on how
you choose to relate  - [Brendan] We didn't know much about running ultra marathons, but we learned one thing very quickly.

I understand why you wanted to let go   A lot of pressure in the
middle of those shoulders   And we ain't getting nothing but older  - [Brendan] Jason and I
are not lifelong runners or really even runners. We met during college at the
University of Northern Iowa while both of us were
working as bartenders at an Applebee's restaurant. We became drinking
buddies, and after college, we always stayed in touch. We grew up a little bit
and eventually ended up living in the same neighborhood in Denver.

The only reason I got
into ultra running at all is because Jason's a great storyteller. - He's now swinging a
hammer at all of us, right? Where did the big gulp go on a motorcycle? You'd never believe who punched
me in the face three times at Hungry Bear. He's like, what are you talkin' about. I was like, Drew's mom.

- [Brendan] One day on August
2015 I took him out for pizza while he told me about how
horrible his long trail run had gone that day. - I had my shirt off,
I'm pourin' out sweat. No water. I'm like man, what am I gonna do? - [Brendan] It sounded
like just what I needed.

I don't even like running but I like challenges especially
when they're big and scary enough to get me off the couch. We signed up for a
couple of shorter races. If you look it up you'll
find that an ultra marathon is any race longer than a marathon which is 26 point two miles. They usually start at the 50K
distance which is 31 miles and then the 50 mile
distance and then the 100K.

Which is 62 miles, and then the races that are 100 miles or longer. We tried the shorter
distances, got our asses kicked in every way you can imagine and barely finished before the cut offs. If we tried a 100 mile ultra marathon, we'd be extreme underdogs. - I'm signing up to run a 100 mile race.

- [Brendan] Why are you doing that? - Because I love suffering and running with your ugly ass. - [Brendan] What am going to do with you? I had no doubt it was going
to be the hardest thing I'd ever done. But Jason has this way of
convincing you you can do things you don't think you can do. He told me a long time ago that
you should never think about why you can't do something.

You should think about how you can do it. (Upbeat music) - My mom was definitely
my first role model that I saw be put in a
really horrible situation and still push forward. What she did was truly remarkable. Hey mom! When I was in third grade
my mom divorced my dad and really didn't have
a stable environment.

She had to figure out
how to feed six kids. There was a lot of time spent
from us moving from one house to my mom getting evicted to
then when we lived abandoned women's shelter, basically we're homeless. But I never saw her give up. So I found out I was dyslexic
early on in grade school and one of those things
you don't know exactly what's going on.

You just know that you're different. They're also then labeling
as slow, stupid, or dumb so then you start getting picked on. There was a bully that
always picked on me. One day in front of the principal's office decided to slam my books to the ground and this was the last
time I was having it.

I had to jump up and
put him in a head lock and after that every
grade until my senior year I got kicked outta school for fights. I became known as a fighter. I got into wrestling through
failing in basketball. The first couple of
years I sucked horribly.

I didn't win a match
for the first two years. Until finally in eighth
grade I won my first match. So by my freshman year in high school me and some of the other
freshman made varsity and wrestling in Iowa was a big deal and so it taught me like
sticking with something you can accomplish something. I walked into the guidance
counselor's office my senior year tryin' to figure out how
does one go to college so I asked him some basic questions to which he said, oh, college
is not really for people like you, Jason.

You just sort of need to get a job, work your way up the ladder. And I just left the office. I was just like in my head
like, (beep) you dude. You have no clue what I can (beep) do.

- [Brendan] The guidance
counselor turned out to be wrong. Jason failed to complete the ACT. Because he couldn't read fast enough. He went to community college
and then got a bachelors degree and then he started knocking
on doors for a political party then he managed a winning
US congressional campaign and then he directed Nevada's first ever presidential caucus.

In 2017 he left politics to
become a motivational speaker and coach which made sense
to me since I'd been getting free life coaching from him for 17 years. Jason's built his life's
philosophy out of taking on hard things and succeeding
by not quitting. But running 100 miles was different. What if it shut him down? I certainly wasn't that confident in us.

- I was about to think, I was really inspired to run today and I think you might
gotta get into it at work. Every (beep) day. For 42 years, 5 a.M. - Exactly.

- I bet he was inspired
a lot of those days. You have to run a lot of miles before you can run 100 miles. As is true in many things in life, trying is a good way to learn. And we learned a few
truths about ultra run.

You don't have to run the whole time. Oh my goodness. You get to eat a lot. - Cheers.

- But all that food goes somewhere. Eventually you'll probably
have to poop somewhere you don't want to. Where you goin'? - I gotta go shit again. - Well enjoy.

Oh, that looks rated R. Okay. Remember, there's no
toilet paper in nature. How was it? - Dude, that was a rookie mistake.

- What happened? - I tried to wipe with some
of those dried pine cones. - It just broke off? - It was just a rookie mistake. It's not good. - Look at all these rocks.

Why'd you pick a pine cone? You often will have to run
when you don't want to. 19 Point five seconds. When the schedule says you have
to run 20 miles on Saturday, you don't stop after 19 point six miles. Parts of your body will hurt often.

You actually chaffing right there? - Yeah. - [Brendan] Is that chap stick? Your joints, your muscles, your ligaments and tendons will rebel. The pain will not go away but
it will move to other places. One day your foot hurts,
the next day it's your hip or your knee, or your
ankle, or your toenail.

You'll try anything to make it hurt less. Ice, space age lubricants
to prevent chafing, eating raw turmeric root. Yeah, I know. Foam rollers which are
home torture devices for athletes, even stretching.

When people say wow, 100 miles,
that's a long way to run. I feel like saying, no shit,
I had to run 1,200 miles before the race even started. - I've been doing ultra races for, I've been running for 45 years. I've been doing ultra races for 25 years and so what I'm going to
tell you is not a pep talk, it's the plain truth.

100 Miles is really far. - [Brendan] I'm pretty sure everybody at the starting line of this race is more qualified to be here than us. I'm terrified but at least
we're doing this together. Most people don't plan on
running the entire race with their friend.

But that's what we're doing. - It's harder than you think it is and it's going to hurt more
than you think it will. (Audience laughs) - Real friends show up for each other. Especially when it's the
dumbest thing you've ever done.

The Run Rabbit Run isn't
the easiest race to do for your first 100. It's 102.9 Miles long with
20,000 feet of elevation. Or, roughly four New York City marathons plus 18 trips up and down the stairs of the Empire State Building. And you have to finish in 36 hours, the official first cut off time.

- [Announcer] Three, two, one. - [Brendan] So here we go. (Cow bell rings) (laughs) - Think Run Rabbit Run
is deceptively difficult. 100 Miles is a journey and you're going to spend the night out, you're gonna experience
everything that comes with being out for a
24, 30, maybe 36 hours.

(Laughs) I think a lotta races start
and finish in the same place but when you arrive
back to that same place it feels like a lot of shit has gone down. The hills there are steep. You know, you're settling
in to a 2,000 foot climb or a 3,000 foot climb, and it doesn't level off the entire time. - Almost to the top of the gondola.

How do you feel? - Pretty amazing. - That's one hour. - We're an hour in. - I feel like mile three,
mile two and a half.

- Yeah, 38 a feelin' great. - Don't stop moving! There's no reason to. You can pee while you're walking. You can eat while you're walking.

You can cry while you're walking. I am proof that you can puke
and walk at the same time. There's no reason to stop. - [Brendan] Every year, on average, about a third of the people who
start the race don't finish, our race started with 242 runners and 95 of us will drop out.

We didn't care about speed. We just wanted to finish. - Your muscles are sore, that happens. If you're tired, that happens.

If you throw up five times, that happens. That is a part of running 100 miles. Like, commit to seeing
those grievances through. (Guitar music) - My name's Syd Jones.

I'm a friend of Brendan and Jason. I've known those guys
for seven years or so. The things that I really enjoy doing is knowing what they need
before they know they need it. So when they're 10 minutes away I'm sort of frantically
trying to think of, if I were at this point
of a race, of a run, what am I gonna need? Am I probably gonna need some body glide, I'm probably gonna need
to refill my water bottle.

I'm probably gonna need a hug. Nice work guys. - Thank you. Thank you very much.

(Crowd cheering) (cow bell rings) (guitar music) This burrito's kinda cold. - It's a little cold? You want me to heat that up for ya. (Laughs) There ya go. Now it's nice.

At this point they thought
they might actually be a couple of hours behind. But they're so on pace. It's been a perfect day so far. A little hot right now.

They're real hot. - [Brendan] It's easy to feel optimistic when you're a third of the way there. But in the back of your mind you know eventually that the
wheels will start falling off. - We have to be drinking some fluids.

A little bit sweaty. Thankful for this shade that
we got going on right now. - I would say that I do
not feel 100% right now. Sun's gettin' lower.

Almost 11 hours in. - Not sure of the miles. - Still havin' fun. - Still havin' lots of fun out here.

- Lots of power hiking at this point. - I'm a bit concerned about
tonight when it gets cold but they'll be warm. - (Syd) They gotta coat, right? - (Kathy) I hope. (Crickets) - Hour 12.

- Hour 12. Comin' into the Olympian Hall aid station in a second here. - Have the stick roll on mile 32. Is that right? Yeah, 41.9 Or something.

People tell you that the night is the hardest part of a 100 mile race. It's dark for 12 hours. It's cold and your world
is reduced to the little bubble of light from your head lamp. In the grand scheme of
an 18 year friendship, 36 hours is nothing.

But this is the start of the most intense 24 hours of our relationship. And I think we both kind of know it but don't want to say anything. (Crowd cheers) - [Man] Good job. - We're going into the dark,
into the night, obviously, as it's night outside and
we are going to Long Lake which is back up where
we came down earlier, about 10 miles.

It's actually, it's going to
be pretty interesting climb 'cause that was rugged on the way down. So navigating in the dark, nark, dark. - They had a snack, good
snack, changed their clothes, got a little dry, got a little
warm, had some hot broth, some hot soup so they warmed up a bit. I think they're doing good.

They might decide to slow
their pace down a little bit which is probably a smart
thing at this point. Jason seems like he's in
a really good spirits. Brendan might be lagging just a little bit but I think he's realistic
about their time goal now which is a good thing. - Thank you all.

Thank you very much, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. - [Man] Don't forget to turn
on your head lamp, Jason. - [Jason] Yep.

- See you soon. Thanks. - (Syd) See ya later, man. - Headin' into the mountains.

Here we go. Lot's of fun. - I feel much better after
everybody force fed me. - Yeah.

- Do you? - You're a stubborn bastard. - I just felt like shit. - Oh, I'm sorry, I should say that. You're a stubborn guy.

They had to force feed you. You should have been eating! - Yeah. - I think they're about two hours late is what Hilary had said. I sent her a message so that's kind of disconcerting but, - Yeah, it says that
they checked in at eight but I think they left around 8:40.

So nine, 10, 11, three and
a half hours for 10 miles. - Hour 19, 3 a.M., Just left
the Summit Lake aid station. Mile 57 and we're jogging. - Trying to jog.

Jog a little downhill action. - Make up a little time. - 4 A.M., Hour 20. Doing a little blister blister repair here.

- It's like the darkest part
of the night for these guys and it's just brutal
watching their posture and they really do look like zombies but yeah. (Crowd cheering) - [Man] Good job. - [Woman] Nice job running. Hey guys! That is you.

- Sorry. - [Kate] You're doing great. You wanna keep running? - Okay. Wow.

- Where am I lookin'? - Right there. - Oh yeah. - So I had a moleskin on it
and now it's in the worst, I never had one there. - I feel very slow at this
point and I think every time an hour goes by I'm like, oh my god.

We're gonna be out here like 36 hours. - Brendan, I think it's over here. - She said when we're just ready to go up. - No.

I'm sorry, thank you. - It's all good. - Brendan? - Yes. - Alright.

- [Woman] Good luck! - [Brendan] Now I'm starting to drag. We've been moving for 21 hours and there's no way you're going
to feel good at this point. But Jason and I have a
sort of unspoken agreement. He keeps moving so I keep moving.

(Suspenseful music) - It's time to pace. We've been ready to go up and pace them since like two, more or less. - Those guys should be
comin' in about 45 minutes, an hour. It's been 24 hours.

- [Brendan] 8 a.M. On Saturday. We've been moving for an entire day. - As does happen with these things, not everything's going as planned.

(Laughs) - This is one of the worst goddamn ideas. - [Brendan] We made it through the night and you'd think the sunrise would be this big hopeful moment. But look at Jason. He's limping and we still
have 29 miles to go.

But nobody's talking about quitting. Who's the stubborn bastard now? This is the guy who's
lost a full two years of wrestling matches before he won one. - I pee when Brendan pees. Hey, I'm bringing humor right now.

We need it, okay? - [Brendan] What is this
thing in front of me? - Brendan's doin' awesome. I try and ask him. I care about him. I don't know what goes on over there.

You know. (Uplifting music) - You just keep pushing. By far the hardest thing I've ever done further and further out. One of those hard things
become way less hard in retrospect.

So this is probably gonna be the hardest thing I've ever done. - [Man] What are you guys doin' now? - Some drink. Electrolyte drink and potato chips. - [Man] How's the chip drink? - Phenomenal.

A little salt and vinegar. What? - I feel like I have the
energy to bring it home. 'Cause everything's (beep) clunked. Clunked out.

- Mile 74 so Jason's ankle
started to really hurt and become swollen. So he's trying to troop it out. Hopefully we finish before the cut off. He's tough.

But I would be lying if I didn't say I was not giving me some anxiety. - They're both pooping
right now at the same time. - [Brendan] Let's be clear
here, I'm ready to quit. Everything hurts and this is not fun.

I hate running. I hate mountains. And I hate this (beep) sandwich. But we still have a couple
hours before the final cutoff and we can still walk.

Wild, Wild horses  - This is how it happened. Yeah cuz bookah, I can
take these steps that are much easier on the shin. - [Brendan] Good then, man, yeah. - [Jason] Not as much
fun suffering, why not? - Get me a peanut butter and
jelly sandwiches cut in fours, why not? Wanna have the tip of your
private parts chafing, why not? - I know those are two
of the most stubborn guys I've ever known in my life.

(Laughs) If anybody can make it
together, those two together are gonna get across. But I think they're in pain. I think they're hurting. - We're gonna be done
there by seven, you know.

- 45 Minutes, you go
four and a half miles, walking backwards. Our pace, let me just tell you guys, our pace is 30 minute miles right now. - Okay. - So yes, two miles an hour.

- We'll be done in two and a half hours. - To be past the cutoff of the 8:45. - You guys are gonna have to run. - We're startin' to
worry about these guys.

We're getting text messages that they were hurting, in bad shape. I'm worried to be honest with you. I'm really worried. I know they wanna come in under 36 hours but I'm kinda worried that it's gonna be really, really close.

- This is happenin'. What do you mean this is we're right. I'm gonna (beep) get down
this (beep) mountain. - [Woman] You got this you guys.

- [Brendan] I guess when
your friend is also your hero it's like we're runnin' or something. Sometimes you just do what he does. Not everyone finished an ultra marathon under the cutoff time but Jason's whole life has
been based on not quitting. (Crowd cheering) (inspirational music) (crowd cheering) - Here comes Jason finishing 100 miles.

- [Man] Go baby all the way, all the way! (Crowd cheering) - [Man] I need another medal! (Inspirational music) - Good job you guys. You are one tough dude. Come on, let's go sit down. You wanna sit down? You alright? Oh man.

- [Announcer] Jeremy
from Roxword, Colorado. - [Brendan] We don't always run together on Saturdays anymore now that
we finished our 100 mile race. Maybe we'll do another one some day. Maybe we'll just be proud
that we did one at all.

Whatever happens, I
always remember one thing I learned from Jason. When you're a kid, they tell
you you can do anything. Most people stop believing
that at some point. Jason never has stopped.

Maybe I shouldn't either.  I think it's great how
you used to be great   I can't hate on how
you chose to relate   But I know that you had the potential   I understand why you wanted to let go   A lot of pressure in the
middle of those shoulders   And we aint gettin' nothing but older   Aint nothing changed
but the day we run from   But nobody knows it
better than you, uh   One for the bar tab two for the shine   Let's go to your car do another line   Barely trust 'em they're all puppets   Love is nothing scared of success   One for the bass two for the drums   Last call gonna take whatever comes   Barely trust 'em there all puppets   Love is nothing scared of success .

REI Presents How To Run 100 Miles

Rabbits Mutilated, Monkeys Driven Mad in University Labs



Deep inside the laboratories of the University of Pittsburgh, thousands of animalsincluding mice, monkeys, dogs,cats, rats, and rabbitsare cut open, injected with chemicals, and killed for a wide variety of experiments. Unfortunately, this abuse is far from unusual. PETA has exposed dozens of animal laboratories over the years, just like this one, and the misery that you see here isnt the exception. Its the rule.

Time and again, weve seen experimenters treat animals like nothing more than disposable laboratory equipment. This is suffering, loneliness, and desperation. This is animal experimentation in the United States. Some monkeys were restrained in chairs, their heads clamped into vise-like metal collars.

Others in cages slowly lost their mindspacing, rocking, and displaying other repetitive behavior. This monkey pressed his hand to his head so often that he reportedly developed a bruise. Another monkey who desperately tried to escape confinement eluded his tormenters for three hours before being caught. A plastic surgeon, Sandeep Kathju, cut into rabbits legs and contorted them in order to cause trauma to the ligaments.

Wires inserted in their knees held their legs in this painful position for eight weeks. Rabbits used in this experiment lost significant weight, indicating chronic pain and distress. An experimenter named Rajesh Aneja punctured the intestines of these mice so that harmful bacteria would leak out into their abdomens, causing painful septic shock. Another experimenter, Ira Fox, injected rats with a chemical to make their livers fail.

These rats and mice endured a painful, prolonged death. Experimenter Gregory Cooper deliberately breeds rabbits so that their babies will have malformed skulls and misaligned teeth. The infants, such as Tiny Tim, who developed an infection following surgery, and Tully, who was discovered with three broken incisures, suffer almost constantly. When these mice couldnt, or wouldnt, drink water laced with an antibiotic, many slowly died of dehydration.

The desperate survivors cannibalized their bodies. Mice only exhibit this kind of behavior in extremely stressful or life-threatening situations, just as humans have also been known to do. Many animals at the University of Pittsburgh were deprived of adequate veterinary care. One mother rabbit died after a worker failed to report her stroke-like symptoms.

The laboratory didnt have any rabbit formula, and her hungry babies were euthanized and their bodies harvested for samples. When this rabbit developed an abscess, a veterinarian cut into it and pressed on it for over 10 minutes, putting the rabbit through agony before fully anesthetizing her. This monkey was bitten on the hand, all the way down to the tendons, but a veterinarian reportedly refused even to look at the wound. Many mice suffered from painful sores that could easily have been prevented.

Animals were even denied a painless death. Mice were crammed into crowded enclosures that were then filled with carbon dioxide. These newborn mice were stuffed into a plastic bag to be gassed to death. Mice drowned or died of hypothermia when their cage flooded.

This is the misery that PETA sees time and time again in government funded animal laboratories. The University of Pittsburgh received more than $475 million from the National Institutes of Health in 2016 alone. And much of that money was spent tormenting and killing animals. Scientists and other experts agree: Experimenting on animals is wasteful, archaic, and cruel.

PETA is working with top scientists and governments around the world to put an end to this cruelty, but we need your help. Tell the National Institutes of Health to stop wasting your tax dollars on cruel and wasteful experiments on animals and to fund modern, effective, non-animal research methods instead..

Rabbits Mutilated, Monkeys Driven Mad in University Labs

Saturday, August 4, 2018

R64 Stupid Mario Kart



[Retarded64 Intro] MAMA F**KER! Over the hills and far away... Teletubbies come to play..... Wahahahaha AHHAHAUGH! HERE WE GO! I'm-a Wario! I'm gonna FAK YOU! I'm Wario! I'm gonna FAK YOU! Awowowowo *Explosion* BITCH! GO GO crazy girlfriend BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY!!!! [SCREAMING] [BOOM] *DED* YAAY. Hahahaha PSYCH! *DED* [LUIGI CRYING] He's been doing that for like a while Waaahaaa! [Evil laughter] Look at me! I'm driving! Yay! This is so much fun.

I'm gonna be number one for sure! [BOOM] Oh no. I was playing with that! [BOOM] *Screams* [BOWSER LAUGHING] [TIRES SCREECH] backing up backing up backing Oh yeah! Yes! Hahaha! DAAAAAAAAMN! I love you. :D. NEVER!!! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[SCREAMS] [BOOM] *DONUTS* Also I want a donuts. NOOOO! SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP! OH DANG. [Battle Intro Music] let's-a-go! *Luigi cries in the background* WOAH! [AIRHORN BLOWS] [ALL SCREAM] OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!! [MARIO LAUGHS BOASTFULLY] OH NOOO. NOPE.

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. *CAR BEEPING* GET OUTTA HERE- [SCREAMING] NOOOOOOOOOO.

[BOOM] HAHA Yee-haw! [Sonic X Theme Music] WAAAA WALUIGI. Wahhhh... C'mon! Let-s-a-go! *Evil laughter* I AM INVINCABLE! INVINCAABLE! OW! Heavy Weapons Guy: You are DED! Waaaaaaaluigi time [Ridin Dirty Music] they see me rollin'. They hatin' DIE BITCH! BIIATCH! [GIRL SCREAM] [Goofy Hollering] Heavy Weapons Guy: You are DED! Luigi! Luigi! Oh yeah! WAAAAAAA! *BOOM* Heavy Weapons Guy: You are DED! *SUPAH SANIC SPEED!!!* :D.

Wait, too much speed. Heavy Weapons Guy: You are DED! La la la la la la! This is fun! Peachy--[SCREAMS] UH OH AAAAH OH NO MARIO! HELP ME! (Chain chomp) [SCREAMS] Long live the king. [ >:D ] *Pushed* Good bye Mufasa [SCREAMING] *RIP PEACH* Heavy Weapons Guy: You are DED! ULTIMATE STARE DOWN!!! HAHAHAHAAA. RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Surprise, b*tches! I'm not done yet! How? [GRUNTING] [scream] [Scary scream] [Both Scream] Huh? OH MY GOD! FISHY BOOPKINS IS THE WINNER! I'M THE WIN- NOPE *Smashing* DED. *2 Smash combo* DED. GAME OVER YEEAAAAAH! My uterus... OH COME ON!!!! (Wait is that sound clip from my little pony oh Sh*t the bronies are gon come floodin in) *Epic music plays* *Luigi speaking Italian gibberish* Maama miaaaa [LINK YELLING] oh fuck SCREW GRAVITY! Run, bitch! RUuun! [BATTLE CRY] waaaaaAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAaaaaah FOR THE MOTHERLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! Yeah, DEFEATED NOW BITCH? *Really* l:( FAK U! FUCK THE POLICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND.

[Explosion] OMG! Nope, nope, nope, nope. I'm a banana! *Rekt* Waaah! [BOWSER LAUGHS] *Chainsaw sounds* Why can't we be friends? [SCREAMS] WHAT?! NOT MY PEACH! [JUMP SOUND] [ROCKET BOOSTING] [ROARS] [WHIRRING] [SCREAMS] rip bowser again [SMACK] ... [CLEARS THROAT] I'll see myself out. Mama Mia Oh I have an idea! What if we have- *Mario gibberish* this is going to suck for them YOLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Both Screaming* [STARMAN MUSIC PLAYS] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

GAME OVER YEAAAHHHHHHHH! Again? Punch (x6) LULULULULULUUUULULULULULUUULLLULUUULLULULULULUHAHAHAHHAHHHA. [Mario Kart DD: GP Intro Course Music] [Battle Music] [HORN BLARRES] CRAZY AMBUSH!!! O NU HAHAHAHAHA. BASH, BIATCH! [DIALING 911?] FU*K 'EM UP!! AHRUGGHH! Swigitty swoogy i'm coming for dat booty! [Evil Laughter] OH HELL NO. Cruising down the street in my 64! Jockin the bitches! Slappin' da hoes! A car pulls up, who can it be? A fresh el camino rolled, Kilo-g He rolls down the window and started to say: "IT'S ALL ABOUT MAKING DAT GTA" [BOOM] *Screaming* Waluigi Time! Wario Time! Weegee Time! Fishy Boopkins Time! Do I get a time? ~Peter [CRASH] ma douhut *dose anyone want a donut* [POLICE SIREN WAILS] N-n-no! [Da Po pO sirens] [Gun Shot] WAAA! Mario! HELP! HELP! *Retartedly singing Carol of The Bells* *having fun mario* Time for Waluigi! *Go Go Gadget* HELLOOOOOOO.

[SCREAMS] NO! *Confused Pain* WAAAAAAHHHHHH! [SCREAMING] *Overlapping "STOP RIGHT THERE!"S* [SPLASH] Hey, Wario, this here is my dad. Dad? Wario was very mean to me last night! Can you do something? I'm backing up backing up backing up backing up Pwned [SCREAMING] [CRASH] WHAT? Who's that? Really Who?! [DRUMROLLS] fuck you X3 You cool and fuck you i'm out. Fuck u im out. (Song: Denzel Curry: Ultimate)
I AM THE ONE DON'T WEIGH A TON
DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UP ON THE STREET.

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R64 Stupid Mario Kart

Peter Rabbit (2018) - Movie Review



[Laura] Peter Rabbit and his three
sisters are back and already causing quite a stir. If you are a fan of the classic
you will get your moments of nostalgia and some new fun to enjoy as well. [Tommy] Blue jacket, no pants,
you must be Peter Rabbit. [Peter] Yeah, that's right.
Wait.

Didn't you try to eat me? Show me your teeth.
Do like a... Go like, grrr. It was you. I knew it.

How
are you? So good to see you.  Ay ay ay  Mr. McGregor's garden is under attack
from the hungry family of bunnies, but when one of McGregor's relatives moves
in, he's not too pleased to see rodents in his home. With that, a game of
wit begins to see whether man or beast will win, and the childlike
caper we know and love is reborn.

Peter Rabbit comes with a
couple of unusual rules though, including how parents have to be present
for their kids and why so many children have allergies these days, a part
of the film that's already sparked a lot of complaints and a call for a
boycott. If you want a nice day out there with the kids, Peter Rabbit is a winner
and gives a good lesson in caring for creatures of all shapes and sizes.  I've been feeling it since 1966, now  I got us into....

Peter Rabbit (2018) - Movie Review

Friday, August 3, 2018

Ozzy Man Reviews Iguana vs Snakes - Planet Earth 2



This young Iguana walking to school by himself AND THERE'S A PACK OF SNAKES. The little bastard should've gone a different way It's not the first time he has been bullied though, he is like: No worries, i can't go left, above me is shit And going right is fucked. I recognize I'll just hang tight I'll wait for night time. And then I'll creep away like a little ninja It means I'll miss a day of school, but...

...Mom can't get angry. OH it f*ckin' touch me Look at all these sliny wack is imerging from the darkness. It's like it could take your holiday nightmare. Meanwhile the Iguana is breaking landspeed records They can't catch him He is like the Usain Bolt of baby lizard He flies around the corner OOH Look at this, an AMBUSH !! Ooh...

F*ck off...NO... Corrupt politicians War in the Middle East Shorter seasons of Game Of Thrones And now this BULLSHIT. OH...OH... It's all good It's little late to work it over time again F*ck, I need a nap from watching him.

I'm about to pass out. He is COOOOL ... As a cucumber though! He is like... From this point I just need to listen to Bear Grylls I have to get to higher round...

Start a camp fire... And drink my own piss. OH...Hi Fiona! You're skipping school as well! AWESOME. Ha ha ha ha ha Suffering you jerks! Back to the darkness...Yeah...

Dickhead.....

Ozzy Man Reviews Iguana vs Snakes - Planet Earth 2

Ozzy Man Reviews Bunny vs Dogs



Welcome to the middle of butt-fuck nowhere there is a bunny on the run from two dodgy dogs One could say that the bunny is the underdog... Hehe. Don't be fooled though, this bunny is not a dumbass. Look at it chuck a fucking right-hand turn! We're dealing with a slippery bastard.

Now it says "see ya wouldn't wanna be ya" and the dogs struggle to keep up They do manage to close the gap again. But the bunny chucks a fucking lingering lefty this time. There's a horse. The bunny gets cocky, he's yelling out come at me you dim-witted mutts.

Humans use me as a mascot for their fucking batteries. I can run all day, I can root all day. You've got nothing on me your dopey fuckwits. Now he gets caught, nooo he gets away.

Gee whizz, I thought the dogs made him eat his words but nah, he says "kiss my fluffy ass sniff it, fucking sniff it, you dickheads". I will stress that he is not out of trouble left-right, left-right sharp left and he beelines towards the trenches. Here are some humans wanting to see blood. Classic humans.

The cameraman is drunk Oh, there they are! The bunny is saying I am everywhere, I am nowhere. I'm Keyser Sze I'm Tyler fucking Durden, you can't see me. The dogs reply: catch me outside. How about that? The bunny says gee that's original.


Do you get all you comebacks from dank memes? And that really pisses off the dogs But this bunny just keeps going, and going, and going and there's more action here than a Michael Bay movie. Fuck that was close Where is the little wanker? I can't see him ahhh he's bloody zigzagging all over their faces And now he's heading for the cover of bush. The dogs are slowing down, the bunny has vanished. Fuck yes, bunny, fuck yes, mate! You.

Ozzy Man Reviews Bunny vs Dogs

Thursday, August 2, 2018

Navigating with Rabbit Regularity Rally (TSD)



Welcome to the Rabbit Regularity Rally tutorial, our navigation app. First thing to do is synchronize Rabbit's
clock with the official clock for the race. Click 'Clock & Calibration', Head to the official clock and with the setting
buttons, set the clock until perfect synchronization. Clocks must be identical in all parameters:
hour, minutes and seconds.

Now, let's connect Rabbit's odometer
to the mobile phone's GPS. Click 'Connections', select 'GPS' and then 'connect'. Wait for the connection confirmation. Make sure you are in an open place where you have
GPS signal, for the connection to be done correctly.

In this video, we assume you already
configured the sectors in the editor. To learn how to edit sectors, watch the
video tutorial 'Sector Editor'. Open the Sector Editor, click 'options',
and then click 'send to navigator', now you can start navigating. Click 'navigation'.

This is Rabbit's navigation screen, while we wait for
the starting time, we will explain its functions. In the upper toolbar, you can find
your time and the clock. This is the sector's established mean speed, 30 km/h. Under that, you can find information about next sector.

Next sector's distance and its
established mean speed, 45 km/h. If it's a timed sector, it will always indicate the
distance until next sector and the established mean. If it's a displacement, it will indicate the duration. This is the real speed, it's still zero because
our starting time hasn't come yet.

Here you have the ideal time, the most
important function, we will explain it soon. And this is the real odometer, it counts
the distance traveled in kilometers. The sector we are in is indicated here,
in this example it's sub sector 1. The ideal time is the secret for keeping regularity,
it lets us know if we are behind or forward and that way we can keep regularity.

The most important thing is always
try to keep close to 0. In Rabbit, visualization of the ideal
time is easy and intuitive. Time in red: slow down, you are forward. Time in green: speed up, you are behind.

Time in yellow: perfect, continue like that. Let's wait for our starting time,
just a little bit more. Hey, five seconds to start. Now we can see the odometer registering
the distance and our speed is changing.

The most important information is the
ideal time, see how colors change. Red, yellow, green, this indicates your regularity. If it stays red, it's because you are forward
and you have to slow down, maybe even stop. If the ideal time stays green, it's because
you are behind and you need to speed up.

If the color is yellow, great! You are regular. To reach the ideal time, you have to keep the odometer
set to the measures specified in the route book. Usually you will need to check and adjust your
measure with the one in the route book. It will be necesary to compensate errors
in curves, roads and callibration.

Make adjustments perfectly is the
secret to get the best results. You don't need to slow down or stop the car because
the adjustment is done with the car moving. While the co-driver makes the adjustment, the
odometer keeps registering the distance traveled. Adjusting the odometer is very easy, when passing
a referenced marked in the route book, just touch the odometer and in the settings screen
type the correct measure and click ok.

Notice that we made the adjustment of 345
and the odometer already registered the distance traveled while we
were making the adjustment. We will need to make adjustments
during the whole test. Let's explore a little bit more
Rabbit's navigation system. Don't forget.

Red: slow down. Green: speed up. Besides the representation in different
colors when you are forward or behind, the app has sound notifications to
intensify those parameters. You can activate the sound notifications
option in the configuration page.

The sounds get louder or softer depending
on how forward or behind we are. Hey, just 65 meters until next sector
with a speed of 45. *Beep* Next is 45. Yes, our app also tells you
to change the mean speed.

Time is red, slow down. Notice that now less than a kilometer is
left to next sector with a speed of 39. Now, let's make an adjustment. Imagine there's a tree at
the measurement 1,9 km.

Our odometer had an error of 9 meters. All of the adjustments made by the co-driver are
indicated in the screen under the real speed. Now you know how to navigate with
Rabbit Rally for regularity. For a use with GPS our app
is completely free.

If you want total precision, you can use
our equipment for total precision Rabbit Box. What Rabbit Box does is connect through
a sensor to the car's wheels and this way we can have real
information from the odometer. Besides an equipment for total precision,
the Rabbit Box comes with a controller to ease the adjustments and it
has exclusive functions..

Navigating with Rabbit Regularity Rally (TSD)

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Mr. Sloth's Car Is Too Fast & Ms. Rabbit's Car Is Too Slow! Cartoon For Kids



Mr. Monkey, Monkey Mechanic, was hanging
out in his hammock He had been working awfully hard lately and was looking forward to finally relaxing and catching up on his banana eating When suddenly... The garage bell rang That means Mr. Monkey has a visitor I wonder who it could be Why, it's Mr.

Sloth Hello, Mr. Sloth. What can I do for you today? Mr. Monkey...My car...Is too...Fast I need...It to go...Slower Sure Mr.

Sloth, I can see if I could make
your car go slower Mr. Monkey was about to go get a better look at
Mr. Sloth's car when suddenly... Why, it's Ms.Rabbit Mr.

Monkey,  you gotta help me, this car is just too slow I got places to go, places to see..Go go go And this car just goes Can you help me? Well hello, Ms. Rabbit, I think I can help
make your car go faster First, let's get a better look at both your cars First, Mr. Monkey checks the engines They seem to be running in tip-top shape Then he checks the steering wheels They both seemed to steer Finally, Mr. Monkey checks the tires Yep, they're both just the right amount of tireness Not too soft, not too tough Well now, this is a puzzle Both cars seem to be just fine Mr.

Monkey has an idea Off to his workbench Mr. Sloth's car is too fast Ms. Rabbit's car is too slow If only there was one fix that would fix both problems One fix to fix them all Mr. Monkey has a solution, but first he's
going to need some supplies Mr.

Monkey gets a nice big piece of red fabric Then, he gets the nice long metal tube Then he grabs some metal hooks and, of course,
some metal bolts Mr. Monkey is all set He just needs one more thing His trusty monkey wrench! Mr. Monkey gets to work Mr. Monkey is all done A big red curtain? Mr.

Monkey it's a  big big big red curtain,
says Ms. Rabbit That's right! Mr. Sloth's car was too fast for him and your car, Ms. Rabbit was too slow So the one perfect solution to solve
both your problems is...

You should be driving each other's car Mr. Monkey, it's perfect Wonderful Thank you so much, Mr. Monkey. Super, great job Another satisfied customer And with that, Mr.

Monkey gets back to
what he was doing before Just the banana eating break Mr. Monkey needed This is going to take a while.

Mr. Sloth's Car Is Too Fast & Ms. Rabbit's Car Is Too Slow! Cartoon For Kids