Welcome to the middle of butt-fuck nowhere there is a bunny on the run from two dodgy dogs One could say that the bunny is the underdog... Hehe. Don't be fooled though, this bunny is not a dumbass. Look at it chuck a fucking right-hand turn! We're dealing with a slippery bastard.
Now it says "see ya wouldn't wanna be ya" and the dogs struggle to keep up They do manage to close the gap again. But the bunny chucks a fucking lingering lefty this time. There's a horse. The bunny gets cocky, he's yelling out come at me you dim-witted mutts.
Humans use me as a mascot for their fucking batteries. I can run all day, I can root all day. You've got nothing on me your dopey fuckwits. Now he gets caught, nooo he gets away.
Gee whizz, I thought the dogs made him eat his words but nah, he says "kiss my fluffy ass sniff it, fucking sniff it, you dickheads". I will stress that he is not out of trouble left-right, left-right sharp left and he beelines towards the trenches. Here are some humans wanting to see blood. Classic humans.
The cameraman is drunk Oh, there they are! The bunny is saying I am everywhere, I am nowhere. I'm Keyser Sze I'm Tyler fucking Durden, you can't see me. The dogs reply: catch me outside. How about that? The bunny says gee that's original.
Do you get all you comebacks from dank memes? And that really pisses off the dogs But this bunny just keeps going, and going, and going and there's more action here than a Michael Bay movie. Fuck that was close Where is the little wanker? I can't see him ahhh he's bloody zigzagging all over their faces And now he's heading for the cover of bush. The dogs are slowing down, the bunny has vanished. Fuck yes, bunny, fuck yes, mate! You.
Welcome to the Rabbit Regularity Rally tutorial, our navigation app. First thing to do is synchronize Rabbit's
clock with the official clock for the race. Click 'Clock & Calibration', Head to the official clock and with the setting
buttons, set the clock until perfect synchronization. Clocks must be identical in all parameters:
hour, minutes and seconds.
Now, let's connect Rabbit's odometer
to the mobile phone's GPS. Click 'Connections', select 'GPS' and then 'connect'. Wait for the connection confirmation. Make sure you are in an open place where you have
GPS signal, for the connection to be done correctly.
In this video, we assume you already
configured the sectors in the editor. To learn how to edit sectors, watch the
video tutorial 'Sector Editor'. Open the Sector Editor, click 'options',
and then click 'send to navigator', now you can start navigating. Click 'navigation'.
This is Rabbit's navigation screen, while we wait for
the starting time, we will explain its functions. In the upper toolbar, you can find
your time and the clock. This is the sector's established mean speed, 30 km/h. Under that, you can find information about next sector.
Next sector's distance and its
established mean speed, 45 km/h. If it's a timed sector, it will always indicate the
distance until next sector and the established mean. If it's a displacement, it will indicate the duration. This is the real speed, it's still zero because
our starting time hasn't come yet.
Here you have the ideal time, the most
important function, we will explain it soon. And this is the real odometer, it counts
the distance traveled in kilometers. The sector we are in is indicated here,
in this example it's sub sector 1. The ideal time is the secret for keeping regularity,
it lets us know if we are behind or forward and that way we can keep regularity.
The most important thing is always
try to keep close to 0. In Rabbit, visualization of the ideal
time is easy and intuitive. Time in red: slow down, you are forward. Time in green: speed up, you are behind.
Time in yellow: perfect, continue like that. Let's wait for our starting time,
just a little bit more. Hey, five seconds to start. Now we can see the odometer registering
the distance and our speed is changing.
The most important information is the
ideal time, see how colors change. Red, yellow, green, this indicates your regularity. If it stays red, it's because you are forward
and you have to slow down, maybe even stop. If the ideal time stays green, it's because
you are behind and you need to speed up.
If the color is yellow, great! You are regular. To reach the ideal time, you have to keep the odometer
set to the measures specified in the route book. Usually you will need to check and adjust your
measure with the one in the route book. It will be necesary to compensate errors
in curves, roads and callibration.
Make adjustments perfectly is the
secret to get the best results. You don't need to slow down or stop the car because
the adjustment is done with the car moving. While the co-driver makes the adjustment, the
odometer keeps registering the distance traveled. Adjusting the odometer is very easy, when passing
a referenced marked in the route book, just touch the odometer and in the settings screen
type the correct measure and click ok.
Notice that we made the adjustment of 345
and the odometer already registered the distance traveled while we
were making the adjustment. We will need to make adjustments
during the whole test. Let's explore a little bit more
Rabbit's navigation system. Don't forget.
Red: slow down. Green: speed up. Besides the representation in different
colors when you are forward or behind, the app has sound notifications to
intensify those parameters. You can activate the sound notifications
option in the configuration page.
The sounds get louder or softer depending
on how forward or behind we are. Hey, just 65 meters until next sector
with a speed of 45. *Beep* Next is 45. Yes, our app also tells you
to change the mean speed.
Time is red, slow down. Notice that now less than a kilometer is
left to next sector with a speed of 39. Now, let's make an adjustment. Imagine there's a tree at
the measurement 1,9 km.
Our odometer had an error of 9 meters. All of the adjustments made by the co-driver are
indicated in the screen under the real speed. Now you know how to navigate with
Rabbit Rally for regularity. For a use with GPS our app
is completely free.
If you want total precision, you can use
our equipment for total precision Rabbit Box. What Rabbit Box does is connect through
a sensor to the car's wheels and this way we can have real
information from the odometer. Besides an equipment for total precision,
the Rabbit Box comes with a controller to ease the adjustments and it
has exclusive functions..
Mr. Monkey, Monkey Mechanic, was hanging
out in his hammock He had been working awfully hard lately and was looking forward to finally relaxing and catching up on his banana eating When suddenly... The garage bell rang That means Mr. Monkey has a visitor I wonder who it could be Why, it's Mr.
Sloth Hello, Mr. Sloth. What can I do for you today? Mr. Monkey...My car...Is too...Fast I need...It to go...Slower Sure Mr.
Sloth, I can see if I could make
your car go slower Mr. Monkey was about to go get a better look at
Mr. Sloth's car when suddenly... Why, it's Ms.Rabbit Mr.
Monkey, you gotta help me, this car is just too slow I got places to go, places to see..Go go go And this car just goes Can you help me? Well hello, Ms. Rabbit, I think I can help
make your car go faster First, let's get a better look at both your cars First, Mr. Monkey checks the engines They seem to be running in tip-top shape Then he checks the steering wheels They both seemed to steer Finally, Mr. Monkey checks the tires Yep, they're both just the right amount of tireness Not too soft, not too tough Well now, this is a puzzle Both cars seem to be just fine Mr.
Monkey has an idea Off to his workbench Mr. Sloth's car is too fast Ms. Rabbit's car is too slow If only there was one fix that would fix both problems One fix to fix them all Mr. Monkey has a solution, but first he's
going to need some supplies Mr.
Monkey gets a nice big piece of red fabric Then, he gets the nice long metal tube Then he grabs some metal hooks and, of course,
some metal bolts Mr. Monkey is all set He just needs one more thing His trusty monkey wrench! Mr. Monkey gets to work Mr. Monkey is all done A big red curtain? Mr.
Monkey it's a big big big red curtain,
says Ms. Rabbit That's right! Mr. Sloth's car was too fast for him and your car, Ms. Rabbit was too slow So the one perfect solution to solve
both your problems is...
You should be driving each other's car Mr. Monkey, it's perfect Wonderful Thank you so much, Mr. Monkey. Super, great job Another satisfied customer And with that, Mr.
Monkey gets back to
what he was doing before Just the banana eating break Mr. Monkey needed This is going to take a while.
I mean, that's right selling us on a slime block [talk] What is that for do that to underneath [it] go in underneath? I feel like a little hyperspeed ago that it it's Hello chase! Whats up What You Doing There?You Pooping Chase? Whats up Fgteevers! Its Duudy Superman...Yeah..And little chasey man today and what are we playing chase? The- Whats In this chest right here I was Gonna Take It ! What Is That? A butt Why is it just whoa - just make a button where am I?! [Oh], we're playing slide bounce whoa no all right? Alright so were playing this game called Slime Bounce You got stuck goal reach the end of each level by bouncing on the slime blocks Diffrent jumps require diffrent Stragtegies Basiclly its this game were we have to see how good we are at using slime to bounce across Obstacles,so look at this we got this oh yeah almost..I almost might make this! AWWW so close! Boing! Here we go were going down here going down the slime blocks That hurt a little bit.Get off my constant they set up get off your constants how bout you know what? Anyone Ever touch my vowels and there dead man Boy here. We go here. We go here. We go okay? [Hahahahahaha].
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm gonna make it. I'm Gonna make it [it] [was] me dude.
That was later. Yeah, [don't] go too far. [Don't] go too far too far. I did know Too far whoa here we go here.
We go here. We go here. [Yeah] here we go. Yeah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah? Dude, oh yeah, I'm gonna make this one have I made this one Sure, I can't see it's like a giant giant fan a fire Okay, let's try this again We got this we got this we got this we got this we got this we got this we got this Yes, all made this could be a this This could be this could [be] it this could be it this could be it yeah. Yeah, I made it across [I] mean, it crossed exit level Wyvern to tell them so crispy way. I can do it. I got it.
We got this come on We have to make this one work Orna Aura hurt a little bit. I broke my toes, okay look I got I got right here [all] right here. I come here. I come to [save] the day Underdog wait, how'd you get over there? Hey dude? Give enough blocks to like build something you want you just to show [some] blocks and make a bridge Incredible I'm coming to help cheese there we go.
All right. You know what I got a good Yeah, you guys want to know why we didn't think it is because when you're playing you don't need that many blocks when you're playing in us in Korea not creative, but like Single player mode you can't break blocks. [Oh] Man, sand takes forever. I was gonna say let's just dig like a little tunnel to go underneath Right [horn], but then this [is] this is this is Gonna.
Take a little long So we're [just] gonna do a little cheat here, and we're just gonna. We're just gonna We're just gonna can I do this one quick [no]? Oh, you're right there. No no right there. Yeah, yeah, all right That's what we're talking about And then we'll do a little bit [of] this right and then and I'm just gonna jump up here And then don't get too close and then right oh Sit down So you can do it more ah? Phil Phil block okay? I'm just uh That's what I'm saying, okay? Let's just fly dude.
Let's just fly. Let's just fly I can fly I can fly I can fly Here we go. Oh, yeah, okay ready in and I still fail all right watch this now I'm sorry, [Jase]. Let's just try it back Game-Mode s [are] [you] what do you want? [Rights] yeah, [no], I'll tell you what it says you ready, okay? Whoa oh superman All right, this is a parkour.
So we want. What do we do we [can] like? Run and bounce on like slimes, but I'm not sure I want to do the parkour So there's a little button over there if we don't want to egg and he didn't he skip D skip parkour? How to use the jump boost effectively in slime [blocks] So there's some there's some jump boost books up in here some little enchanted well qo [bucks] and the parkour prize claiming room. Oh Let me in let me in I want a prize [man], all right, I didn't do parkour sigh don't get a prize, right? Here's his checkpoint boom we set our checkpoint right here, so we don't go back jump booze potion Potion ugly [appy], let's just take a bunch. I'm Gonna take all the matter I'm not gonna leave any for [chase] [chase] is gonna be like hey where they go [alright] fine? I'll leave something for you Chase you better get here time.
Can you get here tight quick taste? Is there Gonna be any left one? Level to [Whirlpool] Sounds very unsanitary [all] right, you ready there's lots of poo in this world. All right glass bottle cool [wow], we died three with that 37 times I did so I have to jump and make it all the way to that slime bak ready You're not [laying] that wasn't it that wasn't a Sprint yeah No, I didn't make it. Oh wait on that slime bak ah Let's try it again got a drink mele pin potion again drinking my leaping potion. I'm backing up here.
I'm sprinting yeah Yeah, yeah, ha all right? Let's see. We're gonna make it are we gonna make it are we gonna make it No, we're not gonna. Make it go back retreat retreat retreat retreat retreat [ah] What was the point of that jumpy potion if I can't make it to that block? Yeah Sevigny above a bitch key baba. I really didn't need that.
It was just like an exaggerated leap Oh, no get back of it came back here. We go here. We go. Yeah.
Oh yeah, oh no in the fire I. Jumped out of the fire sweet Sweet me what water oh the side water ah? Didn't [Mickey] I know what to do drink this You're a taste. I'm going I'm going I'm going here. We go here.
We go here. We go here we go boom ba-ba-boom baby, okay ready to fire oh [woah] dude I made it wait, I. Made it. Oh, no idiot stuck in Cobweb little shit up.
Oh yeah I shouldn't jump too high but it's alright cuz I'm gonna Lena Cobwebs. I'm gonna be all safe. Yeah Yeah, alright. [I'm] a little stuck.
I'm a little stuck wait You know what I don't want potion of leaping I got it. I gotta let this thing run out It's a slow fall to my death. What's gonna happen here. Chase is still drink it what bribe [you're] drinking [oh] yeah, there you go [alright].
So hold on how do we get out of this place or something on the ground? There's nothing on the ground, but that's alright because I'm just gonna do like a little Pour - Well, you got stuck back at the beginning That's messed up dude. Oh, you didn't hit checkpoint. You [got] a hit checkpoint alright Chase I'm gonna Build like a little staircase right here, and we got to get back up to the top You want to help? Do you want to help now? Why? [Cut] [out] a wonder why not cut I'm not your best friend. You're not I am I was just kidding focus right there [alright] jump Chase is having a little difficulty.
So we're gonna set that boy up and creative can I get one hey kal-el cheater? Okay, can't even hang with the big boys. All right. So what is over here exactly let me see um We got a little redstone repeater, and then this here and then okay. That's cool.
What do I fall down here [alright]? We're going down. We're going down. What we fail. We totally felt.
Oh [justices] look dude. I hit a jackpot. Let's see. What son Jackpot.
It's just a pot Where's Jack ah there's [a] [kitty] bugs all right? No more jacks. [Oh] look dude I got a lever place out a gold block what am I gonna find the gold block at a place like this? Where [are] you going? I wonder hit checkpoint a checkpoint Dude, I'm sitting here looking for a gold block. What what what what? Why would? I why would I want a beacon right now? Why would I want [a] beacon? I don't want to bake it. I'm a vegetarian out and [eat] Block where is it right there? Dude, I don't see a gold block anywhere It's over there oh, I gotta get across [Kanji] I gotta get across Do I need a potion of leaping the pirate ship ain't funny dude.
[How] am I gonna get up there? Taking it oh my Goodness, I got it somehow. I magically got on top of this little pirate ship thing what I have no idea I know, I'm like whoa seriously, bro All right, so hold on with where do I have to go I have to go where's those slime blocks, right? Do I have to go this way [how] am I going to ever do this drink some potion of leaping? Jump will I make it oh I can make that. Oh dude. I can make that oh no I'm gonna die though wait wait.
Wait. I forgot about the whole death thing hahahahaha oh rats rats of a Monkey's uncle that's just Crazy come on come on. Just make it please just make that slime block you're not making [you're] not make it again [em] I can't get over get over get over get over get over get over get back a little pup poop these poopy do piece I'm Shae TV daddy died I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it.
I'm not gonna make it. I'm not Gonna make it I didn't make it this teleports me. Where are you come down? Oh? Oh stay right dear. I'm gonna.
I'm gonna teleport you [geez] cuz I'm getting too lazy I don't feel like all right [teepee] Blockhead seven seven my ill sevens that boom teleported what up dog? What [joy] all right hold on no you here's what we got to do? We got to get up we got to get up there again How am I oh? Oh all right here right here right here I got this drink up drink up and 1 2 3 bounce. [Oh] I almost made it. [I] almost made it well it bounced on the same spot again. I think I will bounce [oto] [oh], you know I need to get there if I got this none of you don't destroy the block now - alright look look we're magically I'm making it to chop.
Oh my gosh How I doing this [I'm] so good at this while this potion of leaping is awesome. Yeah, [I] Made it What are you doing over there? [I'm] going to Enchant that Golden Sword you [needs] [lip] pisa loves Uzis alright chase hit that switch. Let's see. What's in there Wait, wait [wait] [wait].
We should probably be in survival. We're so cheating. What is it? What is it? Wow? Oh my gosh? Oh my gosh. I love [it].
I just have to take it. All [oh] yeah Oh, yeah, functional weeping poke [a] potion of swiftness not weeping that's for crying. They don't have a potion of crying. They should though Alright, so swiftness you get dressed up.
I'm getting dressed up superman wait Where's my superman all right superman yeah look at those boots Superman's ooh wait get this one this one's superman How about this one you like that yeah? Yeah, I like that one okay boom Alright. [How] about this one? Yeah? Yeah, like that one alright cool We get that with [to] superman yeah, the helmets back in my eyes, Danny Take that sword. [What] sword [dancer] man you why? It's great thing thank you. Son.
I'm getting equipped where to go didn't sword oh Yeah, what's this thing? Do? [Oh]? Oh why is there an acme looniversity thing that all right? Chase are you getting ready to play no? I'm not oh, I don't think we're gonna fully play this thing, but let's just see what it's about. [You're] ready [alright] Let's just say oh check point you ready. You got to come hit this checkpoint button. I did you hit this one I know yeah, come get it come get this son come get this checkpoint or I forget.
I'm not waiting for [you] alright What is this thing safe [a] little time? Level three whoa no wait. Oh Wow, temple of swiftness whoa What it died man? I should probably stop cheating and getting survival, right? Now I'll get fired [not] [me] in came me and creative. Okay Caveman see Why I'm drinking, but I'm not oh your [eye] [gamemode] see [ah] [my] [name] [is] Chevy there you go. You're all shader.
Whoa wait Can we run on the sides we I'm running up a pyramid? Okay, this is very very slow. [Oh], well. What does that do to that slime? I'm drinking it again and one two three yeah, oh Yeah, oh, yeah, wait. What that wasn't enough that wasn't enough.
I to get enough [juice] wait. I'm not supposed to Yeah, oh, sweet redstone. What's the red stuff already? I'm so hyper. Well, that's all right stuff That's right selling us on a slime block [top] What is that for do that to underneath [I] go in underneath? I feel like a little hyper speeding.
[I] got it [oh], there's a vine. It's a [5] the fight is stopping me from going too fast. Thank you. Vine.
What's under there? Is that a fine too? I'm just like should I go under there? I don't I don't know but I don't care but [webber] oh What what was the what was the point of that are you still trying to get lapies in with Suzie's? All right, shout out to Suzie. I'm sure there's somebody named suzie watching right. Oh, dude. It opened up something I like I said we weren't gonna do it but we did it all right potion [of] reef miss come on We're we're so sweet.
Wait what I'm not? How come I don't feel very Swift. [Oh], no. Oh, no I got this button come on. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, hello wall potion of leaping oh Wow, dude. This this mods, awesome. Yeah, yeah, but you're not even enjoying it you're sitting there, and you're playing with erupt Volcano, [oh] Yes, we will. I don't see any special lever Maybe I erupt out of the Volcano [1] [2] [3] yeah oh, I do.
Oh, I know ouch oh, no, ha ha ha Go come on. Come on bounce. Yeah Yeah All right smart for all right guys well. That's about it for this game.
What are you doing over here? I have a [place] change the unchain Villages trading Villagers. What are you trying to get from them? I'm jonesing at this but they won't let me all that stinky Villager. All [right] guys Thank you so much for watching make sure dubs up the video peace out billary but for the look Uh-Huh? [Alright] You do yeah?.
[Sound of a horn] ANIMAL MECHANICALS:
Animal Mechanical Mission Time! Animal Mechanicals We Animal Mechanical Can! REX:
Rex! Mechana Strong! UNICORN:
Unicorn! Mechana Fly! KOMODO:
Komodo! Mechana Gizmo! MOUSE:
Mouse! Mechana Fast! SASQUATCH:
Sasquatch! Mechana Stretchy! Animal Mechanicals Mechana can we do it? We Animal Mechanical can! We Animal Mechanical can! [ ] ANIMAL MECHANICALS:
Animal Mechanical Mission Time! [Electronic thudding noises
as platform expands] [cracking noise] ISLAND OWL:
Good morning,
Animal Mechanicals! ANIMAL MECHANICALS:
Good morning, Island Owl! ISLAND OWL:
Very big mission today! [Excited reaction] ISLAND OWL:
Your destination is
Mechana Race Rabbit Island. MOUSE:
Ooh! Cool! Race Rabbits are
really fast! ISLAND OWL:
That's right, Mouse -
almost as fast as you. And today is the day of their
big race. ANIMAL-MECHANICALS:
Yeah! KOMODO:
How stimulating! ISLAND OWL:
But there's a problem, Mechana Race Rabbits don't
always race fairly.
In fact, they can be quite
sneaky when it comes to winning their race. MOUSE:
You mean, they cheat? ISLAND OWL:
I'm afraid so, Mouse. MOUSE:
That's not fair! ISLAND OWL:
Your mission is to make sure the Mechana Race Rabbits
race fairly. Mechana can you do it? ANIMAL-MECHANICALS:
We-animal-mechanical-CAN! UNICORN:
Lets go! REX:
Woo hoo! KOMODO:
Yes! [ ] [Everyone cheers] [ ] [Everyone cheers] REX:
Well, here we are;
Mechana Race Rabbit Island! (Race Rabbits
vrooming their engines) UNICORN:
And there are the
mechana Race Rabbits.
KOMODO:
Very impressive creatures. And quite powerful engines,
I might add. MOUSE:
Look at their
awesome race course! It has ramps and tunnels and
even a bridge! It looks like fun! ANIMAL-MECHANICALS:
Yeah!/ Sure does!/ Uh huh! (Race Rabbits
vrooming their engines) REX:
Ooo, they sure sound
ready to go! (Horn beeping) MOUSE:
They want us to start the race
by lowering the race flag! SASQUATCH:
I want to lower the flag!
I want to lower the flag! KOMODO:
AAAAAAAK! SASQUATCH:
Woo hoo! OK, Race Rabbits. Ready, set, Hey! (Vrooming) SASQUATCH:
I didn't say "go"! REX:
The Island Owl did say the race
rabbits don't race fairly, SASQUATCH:
Get back in line, Race Rabbit! I still didn't say "go"! REX:
Those rabbits are out of
control! SASQUATCH:
Get back to the start line,
rabbits! KOMODO:
Sasquatch! Be careful! Mechana
Race Rabbits are quite frisky! YIKES! AAAAAAK! SASQUATCH:
Komodo, a word of warning: Mechana Race Rabbits
are quite frisky.
KOMODO:
I knew that. REX:
These rabbits will not start the
race fairly. UNICORN:
If only there were some way to
keep them behind the start line until the race begins. MOUSE:
Like a fence or
a rope or something, SASQUATCH:
Mouse, do you see a fence or a
rope around here? KOMODO:
No- But perhaps someone could
streeetch and keep the race rabbits behind
the start line.
SASQUATCH:
But, who could do that? KOMODO:
(clears throat) SASQUATCH:
Wait a minute!
I just had an idea! I could stretch and keep the
race rabbits behind the start line! MOUSE:
(giggling) KOMODO:
Why didn't I think of that? SASQUATCH:
Behold, the mighty Sasquatch! Mechana Stretchy! [ ] [ ] MOUSE:
Wow! Sasquatch is super
stretchy! UNICORN:
Stretchy like a
fantastic elastic! REX:
Good work, Sasquatch - the race rabbits are all behind
the start line. No one can start until you say-- SASQUATCH:
Ready, set, GO! (Engines revving) KOMODO:
And they're off! MOUSE:
They really are fast! UNICORN:
And they really are sneaky! Look! That one is trying to take
a short cut! REX:
C'mon, team - it's up to us to
keep this race fair and square. Catch that sneaky rabbit! (Vrooming) SASQUATCH:
Woo-hoo-ooo! MOUSE:
Hey! UNICORN:
That rabbit is too fast for me
to catch! KOMODO:
Oooo-whoo-ooo!
I can't catch it either. I have very sensitive feet.
REX:
How can we ever catch a mechana
race rabbit? SASQUATCH:
It's impossible! MOUSE:
Nothing's impossible for
Animal Mechanicals! This is a job for - Mouse! Mechana fast! [ ] [ ] SASQUATCH:
Woo-hoo! Go, Mouse, go!
She's fast! UNICORN:
Fast like a rocket! [ ] [ ] REX:
That rabbit has
really got some moves! MOUSE:
You're fast, rabbit, but I'm
mechana-fast! [ ] Gotcha! Now get back to the race
and stay on the course! (Horn beeping) [ ] REX:
Yes! The mechana race rabbit is
back on track. (Vrooming) Good work, Mouse! MOUSE:
Thanks, Rex. That was mechana fun! ( Vrooming ) REX:
One more lap to go. We better head over to the
finish line in case there are any more race rabbit
shenanigans! SASQUATCH:
Shenanigans?
Are they racing, too? UNICORN:
Shenanigans means doing sneaky
rascally things, like the mechana race rabbits
keep doing.
MOUSE:
Uhm, like that? SASQUATCH:
Where's that
bunny blasting off to? KOMODO:
Goodness! It has launched itself
into the air off that ramp! UNICORN:
I see what it's trying to do - it's trying to fly past the
other rabbits to win the race! ANIMAL-MECHANICALS:
Shenanigans. REX:
Bring that bunny back! KOMODO:
But, how? It's way up there in
the air. MOUSE:
I can't fly. SASQUATCH:
Neither can I.
KOMODO:
I can't even hop very high. My tender tootsies. UNICORN:
Did someone say fly? This is my kind of job! Unicorn, mechana fly! [ ] [ ] SASQUATCH:
Woo-hoo! Fly Unicorn, fly! KOMODO:
The rabbits are heading for the
home stretch! Hurry! (Zooming) UNICORN:
That was a smooth move,
race rabbit, but you have to play fairly, So I'm bringing you
back to the track! MOUSE:
The rascally rabbit is back! REX:
Great job, Unicorn! ANIMAL-MECHANICALS:
(cheers!) KOMODO:
Look! The race is almost
finished! REX:
We got the mechana race rabbits
to race fairly, after some shenanigans. Animal Mechanicals -
mission accomplished! ANIMAL-MECHANICALS:
(cheers!) MOUSE:
Who's going to win!? UNICORN:
We'd better get to the finish
line to find out! (Vrooming) SASQUATCH:
I want to lower the flag! I want
to lower the flag! KOMODO:
Sasquatch! No! You don't lower the flag to
finish the race! It's only for the start! SASQUATCH:
Huh? (Vrooming and revving engines) KOMODO:
AAAAAAAK! UNICORN:
Oh no! The rabbits think the
race is starting all over again! SASQUATCH:
Komodo did you know you don't
lower the flag to finish the race?
It's only for the start.
KOMODO:
You learn something
new every day. REX:
Now we have to make sure they
race fairly again. Mechana can we do it? ANIMAL-MECHANICALS:
We Animal Mechanical can! KOMODO:
I'll take that. ANIMAL-MECHANICALS:
(all laughing) (Vrooming and revving engines).
[Typing] In 1994, Epic MegaGames released
Jazz Jackrabbit onto the shareware scene and it made quite the impact. Sonic the Hedgehog-inspired gameplay on the PC. With bright cartoony graphics, solid gameplay and amazing music? Oh, yeah, people were all over that mess, including myself as a wee lad. Of course, most of us never
actually bought the full game and instead just played the free episode over and over, or innocently copied the rest of
the episodes at a friend's house.
But hey, demand is demand, and it wasn't long before a sequel was in development. The eventual result was Jazz Jackrabbit 2, published by Project 2 Interactive and
Gathering of Developers in 1998 for Windows PCs and by Logicware for Macintosh the following year. And like the first game,
lead programming was by Arjan Brussee, this time under his studio at Orange Games, and was produced and co-designed by Cliff Bleszinski and others at Epic MegaGames. A duo that in 2014 joined up again
to create the indie studio Boss Key.
This is the US release here, showing depictions of Jazz Jackrabbit
and his newly playable brother Spaz, on a plain white background. But being a game developed largely in the Netherlands, it's natural to expect a European release, and I have to say I prefer this one's packaging. It's more colorful and the box feels more substantial, and it not only comes with Jazz 2 but
the first game for MS-DOS inside as well. However, this manual is all black and white and doesn't have as much content as the US release, so if you want that, it's back to America.
Just like the original Jazz,
this comes with a full-color manual that includes not only all the info
about the game you need to know but a comic strip in the beginning, setting up the story and providing a waft of lagomorph-related humor. Starting the game pushes some
introductory logo animations in your face, as well as a nicely animated cutscene by Dean Dodrill, the same guy who in recent years is most known for making the
game Dust: An Elysian Tail. After this is finished letting you know how
awesome it thinks the protagonists are, you're greeted with an updated rendition
of the Jazz Jackrabbit theme song. ["Jazz Jackrabbit" theme] As well as the main menu and its
obnoxious cartoon sound effects.
[Various cartoon sounds] Beginning a new game allows you to play
single-player or the new multiplayer modes, though we'll start with single-player. You have four episodes to choose from in the full game, many of which spoof something from pop culture, though only the first one is initially unlocked and the rest are unlocked as you play. There's also a smaller shareware episode
and the option to play custom levels. Although the intro video established that
Jazz and Spaz work together as a team, you can only choose one of them to play as at a time.
You then choose your difficulty, which takes cues from the first game
with its absurd and awesome artwork depicting each level of play. Finally, you're dropped into the game, surrounded by the art and design of Nick Stadler and the absolutely fantastic
tracker tunes by Alexander Brandon, the same dude responsible for Epic's
epic Tyrian and Unreal soundtracks. [Tracker music] If you're any kind of familiar with the
original Jazz Jackrabbit from 1994, Jazz 2 is an immediately
notable and substantial change. The basic run-and-gun
platforming gameplay is still here, as are the basic goals for each level.
But thankfully gone is the excessive
knock-back from getting hurt, gone are the twitchy controls and movement
that's so fast it gets out of hand, gone is the often claustrophobic level design, and gone is the zoomed-in camera
that made moving very fast a hassle. Although you can kind of bring it back
if you enable 320x200 resolution mode, but why would you wanna do that? No, this is an objective improvement
in playability in almost every way. The premise is simple: an evil genius turtle known as Devan Shell has been a total dick to rabbit-
kind for what seems like forever, although here he's not destroying planets or anything. Instead, he's simply stolen a wedding ring.
That's it. Petty larceny. It's the job of Jazz and his brother Spaz to retrieve it, so Jazz and Princess Eva Earlong can get married. Apparently, they're either flat broke
or it's a seriously unique wedding ring because they can't just hop on over to a local
pawn shop and grab another one or something, but must instead ruthlessly murder
hundreds of turtles to get it back.
You start off with a basic blaster weapon
with infinite ammo, just like the original game, but you also have several special
moves you can pull off at any time. Each character can butt-stomp at will from mid-air, allowing to take out enemies as well as
break certain crates and blocks in the level. There are also unique abilities, like Jazz who can perform a high
jump/punch directly upwards, as well as glide around with helicopter ears,
straight out of Looney Tunes. And the spastic Spaz who can
double-jump to reach higher platforms and perform a flying kung fu kick
directly to either side for quite a distance.
Beyond this, you have your
normal weapons and power-ups with the originals from the first game making a return, as well as several new ones. Nothing too fancy, just your typical
split-rockets, flame throwers, machine guns, homing missiles, bouncy
grenades, lasers, freeze rays, TNT Okay, so there are some pretty
frigging cool weapons, actually. Ammo for these is scattered all around as well, so you almost always have something fun on-hand to vaporize your reptilian foes. You can also enlist the help of Hip Hop
the parrot by shooting open bird cages, gain rapid-fire pickups from downed enemies, as well as make use of several types of shields, and even a weapon power-up that ridiculously increases the firepower of whatever weapon you've chosen.
There are also a bunch of random things to pick up
as you would expect from a platformer like this, but they're not all just for points this time around. Collecting candies and other sweets will
eventually lead to something called a sugar rush, which give you invincibility and allows you to bust
through and destroy blocks and enemies alike. You can also collect various gems to gain
even more points and even extra lives, as well as coins which are used
as currency at coin warp locations. If you get enough, you can spend them to be warped
to an area filled with ammo, power-ups and lives.
And yeah, there's a lives system,
and thankfully this is a game where you can get hurt repeatedly before you lose a life, where your health is indicated
by the hearts in the top-right and is refilled by finding and eating carrots, naturally. And as you'd expect, lose all
your lives and you get a game over, so saving your game often is advised, although it makes the whole
lives system a bit redundant. Also expected, at the end of
each level there is a boss battle and they really haven't improved much since Jazz 1. It's just a thing that tries to harm you,
and you shoot it until it perishes.
Maybe you get a few patterns
here and there to watch out for, but it's nothing multi-tiered in
complexity or particularly memorable. In fact, some of them are downright glitchy, like this one that keeps
blasting off the side of the screen, making the game unfinishable
unless you reload your game. Glitches and weirdness don't end there, either, sadly. Sometimes it's needlessly tough to
get through a certain spot in a level, or stomping on blocks and boxes doesn't
always work and is oddly particular about it, or the game will just outright crash at
random on any system I've ever played it on.
But this is nothing common enough to
take away from the overall experience and the game really is just a
pure joy to play through even still. I love all the references and updates
to the original Jazz Jackrabbit, as that was one of my absolute
favorite platformers for DOS as a kid. And I love the variety in level designs, tile sets
and all the awesome music and sound effects. Now sure, there isn't much in
the way of variety in gameplay.
I mean, they even took out the bonus rounds
in between worlds from the first game. But you do get the occasional token underwater level or wicked turtle witch morphing you into a frog. But being that you can finish
the game in just a few hours, it's not long enough for this
stuff to become too repetitive. And when you get tired of the single-
player, there's always multiplayer modes.
Yes, multiple players! Pretty novel concept. You can play several split-screen modes locally, everything from the whole game in co-op to several competitive modes consisting
of deathmatch, capture the flag, racing, as well as a mode where you try to
collect more gems than the other player, often by shooting them until
they hate you with a fiery passion. And in the short time between the release of
this game and Epic's own Unreal Tournament, this was one of the best
multiplayer experiences around, at least among my circle of friends at the time. And everything multiplayer was available online as well, either via LAN or over the Internet, and yes, there are still people playing to this day.
Granted, the servers aren't exactly very populated, but if you go sites like Jazz2online.Com
and keep an eye out for events, you can still join in on some awesome
multiplayer battles from time to time as well as download all sorts of fan-made content, much of which is made with
the Jazz Creation Station software the full Windows game comes with, allowing you to edit existing
levels and build your own levels and custom episodes, too. And it didn't stop there as there ended up being some expansions
and spinoffs to the game in the following years. First up is Holiday Hare '98, a set of Christmas-themed levels in the vein of
the previous Holiday Hare games for Jazz 1. It was released in a jewel case in the US, but also saw a very limited boxed release
in Europe as the Christmas Chronicles with some extra content included, as in an extremely rare thing to find indeed.
In these editions, you get three levels
of Christmas-themed goodness, with everything covered in snow,
Santa hats and Christmas lights, acting as a fun little holiday diversion and holiday promotion for the full game. And finally, there was
Jazz Jackrabbit 2: The Secret Files, the only official expansion pack to the game. And yes, it is a game and not a kid-centric cereal box. Just looking at the artwork, you could
be forgiven for thinking otherwise.
Although, this was never released
in America to my knowledge, it's worth tracking down a copy from Europe, as it not only updates the game code
and adds another full episode, but you get an additional character to play as: Lori. According to this game,
she's the sister of Jazz and Spaz, although originally she was meant
to be the love interest of Spaz, as shown in the ending cutscene of the base game. Who knows, maybe Lori's both. I don't know what kind of incest laws they have
on the planet Carrotus, so I'm not going to judge.
Anyway, she's got her own set of abilities, but is basically an amalgamation
of the original two characters, where she has Jazz's helicopter ears and a variant of Spaz's kick,
which is more of a roundhouse thing. Otherwise, she plays the same
and isn't really a huge addition, except for the fact that having a female
to play as is always a really cool option. The new episode itself is kind of... Not that great, if you ask me.
It starts off with an Easter-themed set of levels because... I guess, ha ha, they're rabbits. So, yeah, chocolate bunnies and whatnot? But all the enemies and some of the tile sets used are just ripped straight from the previous four episodes. And not only that, but I'm just not a big
fan of the level design here in general.
But still, it's more content and
updates the game with some cool stuff. Another thing that is worth
looking into is Jazz Jackrabbit 2+, which is a fan-made patched version of
the game which fixes some of the bugs and updates the game with other capabilities, many of which are useful to level designers. This is free but requires the base game. But whatever version you decide to play, Jazz Jackrabbit 2 is a fantasic game and is well worth your time.
Unfortunately, it's not very
easy to come across anymore, as the game has never been re-released
digitally or otherwise to my knowledge, and finding physical copies online
aren't exactly easy to come by. I'm still really hoping Epic revisits Jazz someday, if not for a proper sequel, then at least a
version of these games for modern systems. But it seems like ever since the canceling of
Jazz 3's development, they've never looked back. Which is sad, because these games
remain some of my favorite platformers.
Not just for the PC, but for anything. So until that day comes, track down a copy of Jazz
Jackrabbit 2 however you can, because this is probably one of the last hurrahs for pure '90s 2D platformers,
and I cannot recommend it enough. JAZZ:
Hey! Hey, come on! What's up? [Funky keyboard music] LGR:
And if you enjoyed this review
on some jazzy awesomeness, then why not check out some of my others? I've covered the original Jazz Jackrabbit,
one of the Holiday Hare games, and a ton of other stuff. I upload new videos every single week, and seeing that this is YouTube
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Just kind of looking at these pixels
on-screen with my voice in your ears. Who knows, maybe you're asleep. Maybe you're not real. Maybe everything has been
stolen by an evil turtle in space.
I don't know, but as always, thank you for watching..
- When you tell people that
I run a slot car they go, "What, what's that? I never heard of that before." When they first do it they
go, "Wow, this is fun!" I am "Buzz" Frank Perri. I am the proprietor of Buzz-A-Rama, the slot car racing center of the world. On your marks, get set, go! Slot car racing is a hobby sport that's participated in all over the world. In 1965, it was my hobby.
I was one of the first
to open in New York. There was 48 places like this in the city. Today, I'm it. I'm the lone survivor.
They have 12 OTC motors in them and a guide flag that fits in the slot and when you hand control it, it energizes those lanes
and gives the motor juice. The fastest cars can go
upwards of 100 miles an hour. So, they're like blurs now. You have to hear them.
You go, "Weeng, weeng." You can hardly see them, you have to listen to them. You go, "Wssh, wow!" Kids play with computer now and there's no interaction with anyone. Over here they have
interaction with other drivers, they compete, they congratulate each other, you learn sportsmanship. It's really great.
Just watching the cars
go around the tracks pumps up your adrenaline and you get all excited and that thrill never leaves you. You always think about it..
We were starting to set up
a little local fire station and we needed money. So, this was an idea
to start raising funds for the fire station and
for the little local school. I feel that the race day is actually fantastic for
the community because it brings different people from
different groups together, working together for a common cause. It's lovely.
It can be quite fluid, because there's been all the
storms in the last week. So, the placement of
where everything goes, how the day's actually
going to function in detail is subject to the weather. We've got a lot of gear
and a lot of hired support and all that kind of stuff. But, with the weather
we may have actually had to cancel today.
So, it's just a natural event
in a natural environment. You gotta work with it. It's a small community thing. I think small communities
all around New Zealand do things like this, and you
just have to get involved and you have to do things, you know? It's not like a big city
where you can sit back and think, "Oh, somebody else will do it." Out here, you just need to be one of the people doing it.
People have been helping
with the race for 20 years. So, they all know their own tasks. They like being involved,
and it's just amazing how the community comes together. You think you're gonna have a problem and you turn around and so and so turns up out of the bush, and says, "Oh, I've always done that job, "and I just do it like this." And you go, "Oh, that's cool." And, they do.
There's nothing like just
galloping full out on the beach. On a massive beast, you got to kinda hang on. There's a group of us who do all the organising. Kim and I probably arrange
the horse side of it, but because it's also
a big fundraising day, there are sort of groups
of people in the school and surf club that do a lot.
I know it's a scratching
if a horse drops out, but if you get an extra horse turn up, I don't know what that is. I ended up for quite a few years giving riding lessons to
a lot of the local kids. I told my dad, "Dad those
girls are going horse riding." "I really wanna horse ride." And, he said, "Okay, let's follow them." We met this lovely lady, she said, "Yes, definitely, let's get
your daughter on a horse." How many horses have you got down there at the moment? I've got four just about here. I haven't seen the fifth horse.
I can't see a fifth horse anywhere, over. Okay, I've got one coming down now in a pink shirt. My horses, when they get on the beach, they get very excited, because they know they've got
one job to do, and that's run. Surf Patrol from Kubi, do you copy, over? We're pretty close to being clear here.
Can you just give us a
signal when you start? Ready? Hang on, hang on, hang on. Come to line, number four. Ready. Go! You need people who know about horses.
You need people that have an
idea about health and safety. Mostly, you need people that
are willing to give their time. You could sit back and say,
"Well, the Council should be doing that," or, "Isn't
it nice that used to happen?" You could make those
comments or you could just get together with people
and make it happen..
Hello, YouTube viewers. My name is Thomas, Aka creator of the sea rabbit! Trademark symbol and in this video We're going to look at your money and the ways that you can give it to me this video is basically one big Commercial of forced enthusiasm, so I'll try to keep it brief and entertaining. So you don't leave please don't leave first off I've opened a shirt shop on teespring Dot-Com in this shop You can find a plethora of clothing items with a variety of designs on them these designs include First off the cloudy sea rabbit design that many of you have already seen you can get this in color or black and white So pick your fancy the color design is also available in a mug just Because why not? I figured I'd throw it in there. Next up is this design that I made with oodles of little characters that are in my comics and videos as well as a sea rabbit if you can find it I would have made a time lapse video of me drawing this but I expected it to turn out a lot simpler when I started so sorry about that.
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The bunny-hop is an amazing technique no matter
what bike you ride. Its fun, it looks cool and it can keep you safe whilst out on the
road. Its possible to clear big obstacles with
this move but we're going to start with just getting airborne. You can make life easier for bunny hops right
away by lowering your seat, giving yourself more room to manoeuvre on the bike.
Ride with your pedals level & decide which
foot is most comfortable in the forward position. Find a safe flat riding area that is away
from traffic. Then take something soft like a rolled up t-shirt and place it on the ground.
This will be your first super safe bunny-hop obstacle. Roll towards the obstacle and as you get close,
about 1 metre away, compress your arms down and then immediately lift up and back, raising
the front wheel up, over the obstacle.
Now repeat this tons of times just get comfortable
doing that one move. As before, roll towards the obstacle, but
let your front wheel just roll over it this time. As the rear wheel approaches, lift up
and backwards with your feet in a scooping motion.
Now link steps 1 and 2 together, so ride towards the obstacle and compress down and up lifting
your front wheel over, as it lands scoop the back wheel up and over. Then guess what repeat
tons of time just repeat over and over again.
So you've learnt your new skill, you're bunny
hopping and you're desperate to use it but before you go out and start bunny hopping
up curbs just spend 10 minutes really honing that skill and practicing it. It's really easy to bunny hop in clip pedals
but it can lead to some bad habits. So try and make sure you lift the front wheel first
followed by the back wheel, 2 separate movements, not just 1 upwards lift. Make sure you let us know how you get on with
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Tap the bell icon on the YouTube app and never miss out on unique stories from 101India Put more chalk on the line! This is a passion for Punjabis It's in their blood These dogs are born to run India is the 7th largest country in the world But apart from the stereotypical Maharajas, elephants and snake charmers There are many weird and wonderful
things that happen here And I don't think anyone on the 'desi' internet is as drawn to the weird and wonderful As I am Whether it's dining with the 'daakus' of Chambal Or hanging with the 'gaurakshaks' of Ramgarh In Dr. VC's world, you get to see it all Because we have something for everyone here 'Punjab' comes from two Farsi words 'Punj' meaning 'five' And 'ab' meaning 'water' Hence, 'the land of five rivers' But people often forget the sixth river The one that flows in the veins of Punjab's youth The river of swag Welcome to Punjab The home of 'swag' We've heard of horse racing and car racing And we are all familiar with the human rat race But today, we are going to witness
a different kind of race Greyhound Racing In Punjab For others, this is just a tradition But for some young men in Punjab, it's another way for them to multiply their swag I wanted to see that side of Punjab Which, despite spending my youth here, I had never even heard of Some people believe this sport is animal cruelty But I didn't want to make a judgement
till I'd seen it for myself To learn more about this I decided to come to Punjab, despite a broken shoulder You're here, bro Finally! How does it feel to be back in Punjab? We've just got here, man But I like the vibe Xulfee, should we take one of the dogs back with us? You take one, I'll take one On this trip, we will experience Punjab through The eyes of a racer dog This is my friend Xulfee He likes to call himself a director He found Sukhmeet Singh Whom people lovingly call 'Jugnu' Jugnu owns a 'shikari' (hunting) hound And often, these owners like to
be called 'Shikari' themselves He'd racing his prized greyhound in a race And the dog's name is Commander Judging these dogs by their size would be a mistake These skinny looking hounds Can easily run at speeds of up to 60 kmph Jugnu's brother, who lives in Canada, is a veteran Shikari And founder of a group called Hunter Brothers They train their imported greyhounds together These Shikaris get together On specially created tracks in the fields
to train their greyhounds Greyhound races have been around since the British era Back then, these hunting hounds
would chase live rabbits But when this practice was banned The shikaris found a solution Now, these hounds chase a mechanical lure Which is just a plate with a rabbit skin on it One person cranks the machine The lure sets off on the track And two hounds set off after it, like horses on a track They move so fast That you wouldn't be faulted for thinking
their spines were like coiled springs How are you? All good I'm here to meet Commander Okay, he's this way I've heard a lot about him, and I just had to meet him 24 month old Commander has been
training hard for the past year And he is on his way to becoming Punjab's
Dog Racing Champion This is Commander's... Turf? Yeah, this is his spot What's up, Commander? Come Don't worry You can touch him, put your hand forward Should I? Go for it He won't bite me, right? Not at all! Don't worry Where did you get him from? We brought his father down He was called Big Mac We got a female from here to mate with him What was her name? Her name was Lady Shooter Hahaha Big Mac and Lady Shooter He's their child Commander He's so well built! The rabbit and the greyhound It's like there's a blood connection between them The moment he sees one Something starts to happen to him Jugnu, buddy How does he eat the bones? We'll take the bones out We're only going to feed him the flesh The food for racer dogs in Punjab Is as magnificent as the food for humans Commander has his own home,
with a bed and ceiling fan Just look at him! Chilling out while getting an oil massage And living life large Like a nawab People can't find a house this big in Mumbai When are you going to get him married? Marriage? Let him win a race first Then he will get married really soon Maybe by next winter They're going to celebrate their honeymoon In this room After checking out how Commander lives It was time to meet Jugnu's Shikari brothers Their chief, 'Santy Paaji' is a senior Shikari And an important part of the history
of greyhound racing in Punjab Today, he'll give me a 101 on the history of the sport Sometimes, I wish I was a grehound You get good food, someone to give you a massage Then you get to sleep You just have to run 3-4 races in a month After the partition Some enthusiasts from Pakistan
who came over to this side And formed the Punjab Coursing Club here Punjab Coursing? Yes, Coursing Real rabbits were used back then for the races There was no ban Why did it get banned? It comes under cruelty How long ago was this? This was the year 1992-93 That's when it was banned But our passion was alive nevertheless We wanted to keep the dogs Otherwise there's no use of these dogs
if you don't make them run Our Chaudhary Mohammad Habeeb
from Malerkotla He got a dummy rabbit track from Pakistan The track has a dummy rabbit That runs with the help of a wire Then we started having all
our competitions on that track So this is a pre-Partition sport So what do you think is the future of the sport? When it comes to the future The biggest problem is that
you can't just import these dogs They've put a ban on it That you cant get them on a commercial basis Or make profits out of it But there's no profit in this This is just passion Nobody has built houses out of this Nobody has bought plots of land Rather people would have lost money pursuing it But the passion for this is rooted in our blood The families that live here We don't even spend as much time on our kids As we have invested in these dogs You've even put a bed in your bedroom for your dog! Yes, I have Some of you may have seen me On episodes of 'Dinner With The Dons' This is the first time I'm having 'Lunch with the Shikaris' There's a saying: In this world, a man only eats what is in his destiny In this world, a man only eats what is in his destiny Whether he eats it in your home, or in his own Well said! Thank him, who eats in your home Because he got what he was destined at your doorstep Please do me a favour Record this on WhatsApp and send it to me Sure Me too I'll give you my number, send it to me also Jugnu, Xulfee is after my life to ask you Please tell me, is all this legal or not? What, dog racing? No, there's no legal issue at all Nothing to worry about If it was illegal or banned, why would
there be so many tournaments? Why would people spend Rs. 5-6 Lakh to import these dogs, if that was the case? No one would ever do it There's nothing wrong with it These dogs are bred for racing Good morning, Jalandhar It's 9 am, and my name is Doctor VC.
People are just about waking up People are looking at me like 'who is this guy?' I've specially bought new sunglasses
and a new pair of shoes for this Because I want to treat it like 'desi derby' Punjabi Dog 'Darby' 'Darby' So yeah, let's see, it's going to be an exciting day I want to load myself up with parathas Xulfee Will you take me? We are going to a small Punjabi village called Roni Who would have thought that
a remote village in Punjab In the 'back of beyond' Would be home to 'Desi Dog Derby' Is Commander well rested? Yes, Commander is well rested and fit Commander is in the back,
he's resting before the big race Commander will command... ...Respect And victory And a lot of bitches! Look, now I'm f**king excited, bro Hello, hello 010 Channel is here India TV. 101 India presents... Dog Racing In Punjab! When this curtain is removed You will witness India's first dog lounge Look at this! So many greyhounds! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 These dogs have been muzzled So that they don't accidentally
bite each other during the race Is this any less impressive than
a fancy dog show in a big city? Before the race began,
a plough was attached to a tractor To loosen the soil and make the track soft So that the racing dogs don't get hurt on the track With me is my brother VC.
People know him as VC, but his name is Vishal Chopra As the time for the race drew near The organisers decided to start drawing lots And their advanced, high-tech system to draw lots? Chits! What could be better? What does this say? Twenty five! Who is number twenty five? How much time will it take to make this? The race has to start, don't waste time! Off they go! Shit, they're fast, man. And then, it was time for Commander's race That's why he's been resting till now Jugnu and his gang were looking a bit nervous Their hopes and prides were riding on Commander Next: Hunter Brothers group's striped dog - Commander With every race, Commander's impressive legs brought him closer to becoming the champion Mr. Chima is here Mr. Chima, tell us your story in one line I'll tell you later, when I'm free We're a little busy right now Are you giving Commander water to drink? Yeah, I have to go take care of him now I'll be back Commander will win, I'm sure of it I don't know, I can't say The dog against him in the next round His race in the next round His opponent is a female He's had a 9 course race with her What's her name? Her name is Black Power or something like that Quarter final, semifinal and final Three rounds more to go for Commander Number 1! On the one had, we saw these old school techniques And on the other, a live broadcast van was standing by I was told that they were here So that the Punjabi diaspora around the world Could connect with their roots back home But wait, these dogs aren't even really Punjabi! Like every competitive sport, this one has disagreements too Sometimes even fights The losing party was not happy with the decision And their anger was coming out in full steam He didn't stop! We asked him to stop for 2 minutes! What is this? The issue was resolved by
a replay thanks to the live TV team But I still felt bad Because watching them fight
was very entertaining for me Look at them! Poor guy! All day long, they've been bringing
in the dogs by car from so far And here, he's lost in a minute and a half! There was now just one race left
between Commander and the trophy All eyes were on Commander Commander tried his very best But his tired legs had run their course Commander lost the race So the dog that defeated Commander was called Black Stone He won the race So Commander is now in third place Come, Commander.
Well played! At this level it's always close There's not much difference between
those in first, second and third place After a Desi Dog Derby, there has to be
a post-match ceremony All the Shikari winners were
present to collect their prizes But more interesting than the award ceremony was the lighting arrangement Punjab is the land of innovation No lights? No problem! We'll fire up the SUVs But the ceremony has to have lighting! And photos! Commander finished third in the race And won his owner a consolation prize At least the prize money should cover
the diesel costs for Jugnu's SUV. Somehow, these dogs had managed to make me forget About my shoulder which was broken in three places How I wished I could just stay there
in the fields driving a tractor! Just listening to my favourite Punjabi songs But the people demanded it So I had to come back to Mumbai Till the next video on 101india.Com Ok, ok wait Let's just make an official announcement We request everybody who's watching the video If you like the video Go and watch it again on 101india.Com My brother VC wants to say something We're on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram too @101india Go, subscribe and follow Once again, we pray to God That 101india prospers Thanks once again, brother Thank you very much!.
When we really saw what was going on there our eyes were opened and it really changed our perspective There is a darker underbelly to the greyhound racing world The reality for these dogs is once they stop racing through injury or age, if they
don't find a home oftentimes they're euthanized. I'm Joyce McRorie and I rescue greyhounds. I was I think in my 40's and I didn't have a dog, I wasn't even thinking about race greyhounds and how they were or how they lived. But the temperament seemed to be perfect for me.
So I adopted, we adopted our first dog robber and he just was so human. And look you straight in the eye, those dogs will look you in the eye and they appreciate everything I think they just
appreciative dogs. I think they they really like to be with people. They're with
people almost their whole lives even when they're at the track they're with a trainer there but the very human and a very connected to you.
If I'm stressed I
see it in in my dogs, you know and that calms me down. So the foster situation is better for the dog and better for the
person who adopts a dog because it comes from the track into a home. When it's in the home it becomes a pet.
We have a tremendous amount of people helping us out and every one of them is
sincere and honest. Hi this is Courtney calling with Fast Friends
greyhound adoption, how are you? I just wanted to go over retired racer basics and kind of
introduced you to retired racers and some information you need to know if
you do end up adopting a dog from us.
Sometimes we have foster homes for five
dogs sometimes we have foster homes for 20, sometimes we don't have any. We'll be going and we'll be bringing in at least 8 dogs on Saturday. He's only 16 months old so he's just full of himself aren't you? It's hard the first couple of times and
we lose people as fosters because they'll keep their foster and they only
want one dog and that's it. When we first started we knew that the dogs we didn't take and
they weren't able to race anymore that they would be put down.
It was it was very
hard to leave them behind, you looking at the dogs that get done at the track, they're
ready to come home and there's no place for them to go. What do you do with that? You do the best you can and that's it and so we started a group up here sometimes we
have many as 60 dogs in foster homes. Once people have any connection with a
Greyhound, they don't walk away I mean it's just that the connection that they make
because I think they're they're very human. When we got to meet these dogs for the first time, it was literally like life-changing.
We've got to meet 4 of them at a time and then
we went to another place the where there was 24 of them. When we first met them we we sat on the floor and these four dogs came around us and just so innocently
inquisitively sniffed our faces and really connected with us and we fell in
love with these dogs. We both left we gotta get Greyhounds. Across the country, really in trouble in terms of finding enough homes for these dogs.
And getting them into facilities or foster homes. So this dog pretty much will become extinct when there is the racing industry's gone which is you know it's kind of a mixed
blessing I guess. I think a bit beginning it was oh we're gonna rescue this dog, in the end it's boy do I have a great dog here. Maybe I'll get another one.
Some people maybe just get them because they
want to save a life but once we get the dog the most important thing is the dog
in a relationship they have with the dog. But it would be nice if we can just get it to where they're done already. Thank you Randy. Yeah Thank you Randy that's very good.
Anyway my hope is that at least we're we're concerned is that we can keep going until they
don't need us anymore. That would be lovely. Would be really nice and other videos
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Wade: I'm a rabbit and I can only jump
one inch? Mark: Yeah...
Jack: Yeah it seems- Bob: Kinda like...
Jack: Oh hey! Bob: You're kinda like a little hamster Bob: Oh hey what's up fellers? Mark: Oh hey- hey guys how's it goin'? Jack: Hello *laughs* Mark: What the fuck- hello Bob: Wait wait, wait everyone shut up Mark: Okay
Bob: Jack, jump! Jack: Wait I have to turn up my sound
because it's adorable Jack: Er, eh, wuh Bob: Okay, and Mark is this you then,
over here? Mark: Hup!
That's me! Bob: Where the fuck's Wade?
Wade: Are you guys close to the building?
Jack: Wade's over here, Wade turn right! Jack: We're over here! Jack: At the green thing! Mark: Wade, we're squeaking
Bob: Go towards the squeaking
Jack: Go left, left Mark: Make a left, make a left, make a left
Bob: Squeak furiously! Mark: NONONONO. Mark: Towards the building! NOOOO! WADE!
Jack: Over here! Wade: I see you, I'm on my way!
Mark: Okayyyy!
Bob: *uncontrollable laughter* Wade: Well Jack said go right, so I turned right! Jack: Yeah, not fucking 180 degrees! Wade: I went 90 degrees right! Bob: You did not, you were like Bob: It's like, "Go right" Bob: "Okay, this wayyy!" Bob: "No, go left!"
*Heavy laughter* Bob: "Okay, this wayy!!" Wade: I was looking at the building and went that way! Jack: We're extraordinarily cute, but fucking slow Mark: Yeah
Bob: Yes we are, I think that's part of the whole thing Wade: There's someone else here! Mark: I think that's probably fine
Wade: Let's fuck 'em up! Bob: Oh wait they're bots, they're bots, they're bots
Jack: Uh-oh... Wade: Oh God I'm drowning Mark: Ohh are we supposed to go towards the building or is that gonna kill us?
Wade: I think so Bob: I'm gonna go towards the building Mark: Alright Bob, you do that
Jack: I don't know what's happening Wade: Must obey! Jack: Somebody's just here, shoot 'em down
Bob: I, I.. I'm--
M: Holy shit Wade: Oh my god the building looks like a cow-pig! Bob: I'm just gonna say, I don't know much about this game
Jack: This is fucking haunting
M: Oh...
Mark: There's an ominous noi-OHHHH
Wade: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jack: Jesus Christ! Fucking hell!
Bob: oOH HOOO HO HO OHHHHHH. Bob: OH HEYY
Wade: What? Mark: Wooooah! Wade: It's possible to crash the star ship?!
Mark: AGHH why?!
Bob: *surprised panicked noises*
Jack: Oh... Bob, Bob? Can you--?Ah Jesus Christ! Mark: Bob why did you do that?! Wade: "A balanced dropship is a happy ship"?
Bob: Oh my god I'm dy- everything I do kills you! Wade: Wait guys there's a balance, balance!
Mark: *laughs* Mark: Oh, we need to crash it Mark: We need to crash it; get over on this side
Bob: Wait, who is this? Mark: Guys, get over on this side
Bob: Who's...
Jack: Why do, why do we need to crash it? Mark: Because it said you need to crash to escape! Wade: But it says "A happy dropship..."
Jack: But it says "A balanced dropship is a happy dropship" Jack: We're all gonna die!! Wade: *shrieks*
Jack: Ahhh!
Mark: No, you seeee? Mark: Woooah...Oooh!
Jack: Okay what do we do, what did we get? Mark: I'm bringing...! *Laughs*
Bob: Bring me all that shit into the green box Mark: I'm bringing it!
Bob: Or I'll fucking murder you
Wade: How do you grab? Jack: Oh god, oh god, okay
Mark: *laughing* Mark: Oh jeezus!
Jack: We'll obey! Jesus Christ! Bob: OBEY ME!!!! Mark: Okay...
Jack: This is fuckin' terrifying! Wade: who's going back to the drop ship, but not carrying anything? Mark: It doesn't, it doesn't go up-- No, I'm not doing anything!
Bob: Hey! Hey. Heyyy...
Jack: Wait.
Where do we bring it? Jack: Where do we bring it? Bob: In the green box, right there
Mark: It's not doing it Bob: Nope nope nope Mark: It's not doing it
Jack: "You can only carry up to 3 items" Wade: Oh, right click
Mark: Right click, got it got it Jack: Ahhhh
Bob: Thank you Bob: Thank you, you know what? Money for you... Wade: Wait are you...?
Mark: Oh! Mark: We deposited something for no autopay; we probably shouldn't do that Mark: Hey, we demand FAIR PAY and FAIR WAGES!
*Chuckling* Bob: Hang on, hang on, right right right, right right Jack: Minimum wage please! Mark: I don't know...
Bob: "Action - Mouse 0" What is mouse zero?
Jack: Woooooo!!
Wade: Oh Bob: *panicked* Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
Mark: Woah hohohohooo! My god!
Jack: Bob,-- oh Jesus Christ! Bob: Sorry, sorry! Sorry
Jack: Fucking hell! Jack: Relax!
Mark: Oh Jesus Wade: Erm, I think I'm carrying a missile?!
Bob: Everything is death! Bob: God sakes!
Mark: Hohohoho *All breathe* Wade: Don't shoot me, don't shoot me!
Bob: Alright, I need to--
Jack: Okay Jack: Okay, I don't know what's happening
Bob: Hang on, I'm looking-- Jack: "Can we have some obedience payment, Overlord Muyskerm?" Jack: The bot is asking you something
Bob: I'm, I'm working on it Bob: I-I...*Sigh* J: It's really terrifying that it looks like you have a face, two diddies and a dick W: "Two diddies"?
M: Heh, the gun is your girthy-- gAh OHHHH FUCK. M: What did I do?!
J: *laughter*
B: *short, surprised breaths* M: WHAT DID I DOOOO?!
J: *still laughing at Mark's death* J: You got too close!
M: I wasn't even close, I was around the side!
W: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
B: Oh, you're... I-- B: I didn't even do that, you ran into the electrical things B: I...
How do I fucking give you money? W: What do we-what even is this?
B: Oh! Oh, hey wait B: Hey, who's this? Hey, you here.
J: Me! It's me! J: It's Jack!
B: It's you, that's you? J: Oh gee, that's not good
B: Money B: Money for you! Nonono, stay still, stay still B: I figured it out, money for you B: Now you have money. Maybe.
J: Do I? J: I do! I have $37 J: Ooh $373! Bob--
B: There's some money on the ground. Go get it Jack, I gave you money. Alright, everyone...
M: Yeah I have $314, $315... J: Oh, dropship B: Alright, get the dropship stuff and bring it to Bob
W: Yeah... WoOOOOO!
M: Ok, AHHHH! Heh heh B: I know how to give you money now M: Bring it to Big Daddy Bob
J: Oh my god J: Look at all this shit
B: Bring it right there M: I'm bringing it! I'm bringing it!
W: We're bringing it Bob!
B: Right there M: We're bringing it!
W: We're bringing it! *Mark and wade sob*
J: *giggles*
B: Good job! Good job everybody B: Here, I'll put some money down for you, good job everybody
J: Thanks W: Thank you Bob B: There's some money-
J: Thank you Overlord Bob B: Here you go, here you go fellas M: Ooooooh!
B: There's some money for ya M: Oh thank you! J: Money, money, money, money
B: Bring it all right there, if you would please W: Yeah w-we're bringing it B: Hey, whoever's still carrying shit, you fucking bring that before you get money, alright?
M: I'm bringing it... I, I'd just-! M: That was on my second pass; I was bringing more!
J: Haha ha
W: YEAH!
B: I, I gave you-- W: We made two trips!
B: I gave you money, I gave you money, I gave you money
J: Wait, how do we buy shit? B: You don't buy shit, I buy shit
J: I think you buy it on the dropship B: I buy it
M: Ohh W: You buy stuff with OUR money? B: No, I have my own money
J: There were prices on the dropship when I looked inside it W: Yeah but we have money too B: Yeah so, I wasn't gonna say this until I had a really substantial lead...
B: Your goal is to take over this tower from me, just FYI. W: Well yeah, but how? We can't get close!
J: How?
M: Well how do we do that? B: You have to walk in the front door, sneaky sneaky like J: This is fuckin'-- Oh, ahHAHAHAH
W: I don't know how we do that
B: Sneakier than that! M: Like this?
B: Oh shit! B: Oh god!
J: Yeah sneaky like- BOOOOM. M: *still heartily laughing*
W: *shrieks*
B: Goddammit J: See, wait, look! B: Wait, so we should crash the dropship, everyone crash it. Fuck this
J: Look here! It gives us places B: Don't let Mark get all these resources, fuck it B: Crash the dropship J: OH GOD! FUCK! JESUS CHRIST!
W: Uh--OH NOO! I wanted to buy...Oh
M: *laughing* W: Wha- I'M BACK HERE AGAIN!!!
B: OH MY GOD.
M: *giggly bitch* J: There's a buncha shit in here! B: Holy...
M: *bellows* GIVE ME RESOURCES.
W: Oh, nooo!
*All laughing* B: Holy. Fucking. Shit.
M: Oh my god W: What have we done?!
M: I don't know! *Laughs*
B: Yeah, why did we let...
J: Why do I have... J: I have like, no money anymore! M: Yeeeah, what the fuck? M: Alright so, alright
J: What is this crap?
W: You bought something M: Alright Bob, tell me what I'm s'pposed to do B: Okay basically every button except for "V" is murder B: You hold V to put little pointers on the map B: And to give out money to people M: V doesn't seem to do that for me
J: Oh wait! J: Mark's in the thing now? OHHH we're floating
B: Or C, it might've been C.
B: It might have been C, it might have been C. J: Ohhh we're floatin' M: Oh you're right it's C
W: Crash the ship! W: Crash the--!
J: Oh we've got a significant imbalance-- M: Woah oh *breaks into laughter*
W: Oh god!
J: Jesus Christ! M: Oh, Bob made it in
J: Fuckin' hell!
B: Did you guys... J: Okay!
B: Did you guys crash my ship? B: Hey look, get that stuff, I'm back in control, I'm not gonna murder you, I'll give you MONEY
J: Ok
M: Ha hah ha M: Ohh, okay, alright B: I will give you many moneys
J: Thank you, thank you Overlord Bob--
M: Bob B: I am a benevolent overlord
J: YOU JUST KILLED ME. B: I did not! You got too close to the laser thing M: Bob!
J: Which means you killed me! J: I will say, it's very pretty
W: Wait, what are these metal pieces going in?
M: Bob!
B: Here.
Money. Money. B: Money! What?
M: I have an obedience collar, do you need money?
J: Hey, I'm so far away! B: Umm, you can put the collar on, that'd be fine M: Okay, it's already on, I got it B: Eh-Wait, who's this- B: Who's this person who doesn't have a collar? B: Who the fuck is that? B: You. B: You! J: I-I'm comin'! J: I need an obedience collar! J: You killed me and now I'm all the way over here
M: I'm dropping off, don't worry! I'm dropping off! M: Don't kill me, don't kill me
J: Oh, wait, wait! J: I got it, I got it
M: There you go!
B: Good job, you guys B: I'll give you money, my little servants
M&W: Thank you! W: Thank you
J: Give ME money! J: I have, like, no money anymore
M: Ah...
B: You gotta give me-
W: Thank you B: You've gotta drop me shit- hey, who's this? B: Who's this?
M: Eh B: Who is that shit with no obedience collar?
J: Not me! B: Who are you? M&J: *laughing* B: I will fucking end you!
J: You can't put money ON the drop thing, we can't get that! B: Oh, sorry, I'll put some more B: I'm rich, so it's fine B: Here you go, friend
M: Comin' back! M: Woooahh
B: Ah! Shitsnacks B: Who just-- oh
J: FUCKING JESUS CHRIST!
M: WAAAAAGGGHH
W: HEY BOB!! B: *laughing* W: HEEEYY
B: *giggly* Wade
M: nO, I'M...WADE! DON'T KILL ME.
M: I'M DROPPING OFF, I'M DROPPING OFF!!
J: Oh god W: Alright
M: I'M DROPPING OFF!
B: Alright, Wade M: THANK YOU
J: This is fucking terrifying!
B: I- M: *freaking out* I'm putting on an obedience collar!
W: *laughing* GET ME STUFF
B: *laughs* M: I PUT IT ON
J: *laughs*
B: Wade, I'm the one that's far away, I have a collar on J: *shhh*
B: Don't kill me, I bring you resource B: I am here, I bring you resource
M: I bring- I bring you everything you want M: I give you BEST resource
W: You better! M: Oh, resource gonna taste so GOOD
B: I was g-oh, shit, how do I get B: How do I pick stuff up? Okay, there we go M: Ooh
W: I don't know how to do anything here, W: but don't take that as a- M: AH!! WHYY?! W: Oh M: What did I do?!
B: *laughing* M: I GAVE...
W: I wanted to see what would happen!
J: *laughs* M: I GAVE YOU RESOURCES!
B: Wade, if you, if you push- W: Oh, well...
B: OH MY FUCK
J: GET REKT BITCH. W: Hi Jack!
M: Ohhohoho, noo J: Oh, GOD, this is scary J: DIEEEE MOTHERFUCKERS
B: No, no no, NO NO NO!
M:NOOO!!!
W: WHAAAT, OHHHH. M: I'M GETTING YOU SHIT! B: I have an obedience collar!
J: Who's over here? W: *shrieks*Jack!
B: I'm doing it!
J: Who's over here?! W: *shrieks*JACK!
M: I'm just getting you shit (x3)
B: Jack, don't be like that! I'm doing it, look, look B: I have a collar
M: I love you B: I have a collar, I'm going
J: Okay B: That person doesn't have a collar
J: Ok, who's coming in, who's coming in J: Who're those two?
B: That- this person right here
M: I DIDN'T HAVE A COLLAR. M: THERE WAS NO COLLAR AROUND HERE.
M: GIVE ME YOUR DAMN COLLAR
B: You just- M: GIVE ME YOUR COLLAR
B: You just put one in the machine, you dumb! M: NO I DIDN'T, I DIDN'T HAVE ONE ON
J: Okay okay okay B: Oh no! I just deposited my collar, I'm sorry B: I'm sorry Overlord
M: See! He-he-he's
J: It's okay, it's okay, have some money! J: Have some money!
M: He's a betrayer
B: Ooh, ooh, money! J: Yeah!
M: Heh, Jackieboy's the worst overlord I've ever seen
W: Heyy Jack! W: UHH
M: Don't kill! M: I've got goodies for you! M: Kill AFTER I deposit the goodies-
W: DON'T KILL, KEEP ALIVE- W: AHHH!!!
J: OH! OHHH!!
B: *giggling* Ohhh my god!
M: *AFTER* I DEPOSIT THE GOODIES. M: Jesus!
J: I didn't know what it did!
B: *laughing* M: IT KILLS!
J: I- I'm sorry! B: Here, I'll finish the job that these-
W: You murdered the shit out of me! B: I'll finish the job that this traitor was incapable of doing
J: Ohh! I'm autopaying you, look! B: Oh, shitsnacks! B: Autopay is the best B: How'd you do that?
W: Bob, you've got so much money!
J: You just press D. B: Yeah, I-I took a substantial lead before I told you guys the rules of the game, sorry J: Okay, nothing can be purchased until the drop ship is purchased J: Ohh, okay
W: Yeah, you gotta- W: How do you earn money if you can't get a drop ship? J: Yeah, I don't have $15,000! B: Well if you let me take control, I'll buy a drop ship B: Since I'm rich
M: HA-HA! J: aHahaa, I knew someone was gonna sneak in!
M: *giggles* B: Alright Mark, so you gotta buy a drop ship first- M: How do I do that?
B: -but you don't have money for that B: P, I think it said, was drop ship
J: P, yeah W: You have money, he's got $18,000
J: it's at the top of your screen J: Whoa, that's a terrifying light
M: Wait... You guys...
M: You guys need to put on your obedience collars!
J: Shine it on me again! B: I'm working on it
J: I got it! B: I'm workin' on it!
J: Ahh! W: I-I just deposited mine M: Did you? M: In which depository? B: *laughs*
J: I'm over here! J: There's an obedience collar over here, who needs it?
W: I'm right here, I'm right here, this is me! M: Where?
W: I deposited-ed-ed right here M: Ohh, okay
J: I have two! J: I have two
M: I see you guys M: I see you M: Where you guys goin- M: Who's tryin' to sneak in?! B: Are you gonna order stuff or what M: How do I do that B: You hit the numbers, and then, B: and you have to buy a dropship first J: Middle of... The top middle of your screen B: But then you hit the numbers that it says on the top of the screen M: Okay got it! Dropship on route J: Yeah go in to the purple flame, it gives you like.. Money M: Does it? M: Wait! I see- M: Who's over there, Who's over there! M: Who's over there!! AH! J: What the fuck! M: Who's over there!!! B: *laughing* M: Who's doing that!! M: I saw that! B: I think you're going crazy Mark M: Nonononono! M: I-i-i know there's treachery M: I KNOW there's treachery M: Alright, don't deposit the collars M: Keep the collars on B: Mark can you buy me a collar i'm in the dropship dude you may have killed me M: whoooo's there B: You killed me M: Too close for COMFORT. W: *inaudible "whooh!"* J: Christ that scared me W: Yeah it is J: stop obeying bunniplier B: Alright everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone uhh..
Oh hey collar gimme that B: aw i can't pick it up in the dropship B: Hey should we crash this fucker M: no no no B: Fuck Mark B: let's crash this bitch M: i'm watching you guys J: i still don't understand this game * laughs * M: * laughs * B: so the point is to get money B: when you're, when you're the overlord you passively get money J: you have 63 hundred dollars (6,300) J: or cents i guess... B: shhhhhhhh... W: Hey i also learned something else M: yeah? W: depositing corpses hurts.... You B: * laughs * M: Wait WHAT?!?! B: ohh that's cool M: I'm at negative 15 hundred dollars!! (-1,500) B: Oh my god!!! HA HA.
M: Fucking.. DON'T YOU DARE. J: AH! Jesus christ! M: *goofy laughter*
B: Jack! Jack let's crash it! B: Let's crash it, quick! Come over here! J: I'm trying!
M: *more goofy laughter* B: Fuck this drop ship! J: OK Am I-Am I on your head? AAAAH GOD! B: Alright whatever
M: You guys better get me some money M: Cause I am REALLY hurtin.
B: Look, I put my collar on B: I put my collar on, this is fine M: Good, yeah, sure, OK. M: I see you hiding in that bush! M: Who's hiding in a bush?! M: I see yoooohoohoohoo *giggling*
J: *giggle* B: Do you have auto-pay on or what, are you gonna pay me for this shit? M: I-I don't know, I have no money how can I pay? M: nO THAT'S A CORPSE.
W: *giggling*
B: Hey, where...Where'd that corpse go? Everyone: *giggles* J: He made a new corpse with the other corpse B: *laughter*
M: Whaddaya doin? Whadday doin? Whaddaya doin?!
I SEE YOU IN THAT BUSH!! M: NO!! B: OHOHOH MY GOD *LAUGHTER*
M: *maniacal laughter*
W: Jesus... B: Yeah Mark doesn't have shit. M: You guys ca-WHAT the FUCK?! J: Jesus fuckin christ! B: Oh my god... M: Oh geeze
J: Yay now we're on the drop ship again
B: The bot-The bot is now in charge M: Oh shit that's not good
W: *SCREAMING* Everyone: *is dying* J: Good sound, good sound.
M: Good, good, good, I like this. OK. Alright. J: We need to crash this, we'll have to wait
20 seconds otherwise.
M: Alright, ok, alright. J: Crash it everybody up...Somewhere. M: We gotta pile up on one side.
Bob: We got get in and crash the shit out of this. M: I got it.
B: You can do it.
Mark: Oooh. M: I got over it. Thanks guys. W: NOOOOooooooo...
B: Yaaaaaaaaay B: Bob is king! W: noooo.... J: Kay, we're coming in. J: Coming in hot! B: There's a bunch of money on the ground! Everyone be cool... B: Put your collars on our I will murder you.
M: I got it! Got it! My collar's on! M: Collar's on! J: AH... I- M: Dont kill me collars on! B: which one of you fuckers doesn't have a collar... M: Collars on! B: One of you shitz doesn't have a collar M: Collars on! J: Ya I Cant pick it up... M: you know what Bob...
I'm gunna scout for you... ...If I see people commen after you... ...Imma let you know, Hows that?... ...Does that sound fair Bob? B: Sure J: Bob I think kill em' first M: Noo! B: Ya W: Ya B: Ya thats kinda...
J: Its always the right-hand man who deserts you M: Nu-nu-nu no, come on now ... Come on now, come on guys, come on guys J: Now we have nothing left to get, like... M: WAIT SOMEONE'S COMING IN BOB SOMEONE'S COMING IN. BOB SOMEONE'S COMING IN.
J: buhahaha M: Bob, your-your-... B: Where? M: ... Your fucked. B: Come in I fucking dare you J: I'm not even tra-- IM LOOKING FOR NEW SHIT.
M: Naw I'm not doing anything! N-no BOB!! AHH!! J: For fook'sake! M: Bob I, I hadda, I HADDA COLLAR! B: You were carrying a corpse! M: No I wasn't ;b *chuckles* J: God all'mighty M: uhhhh- J: I hate obeying you guys B: You just have to not be a scrub lord M: Ye dude W: YAA! SCUB LORD BAHAHAA. M: * HAHAHAAH* J: * HAHAHAAH* W: WHO'S THE SCRUB LORD NOW. J: King scrub lord M: alright... WHY!?!?!? B: This is horrible J: HEY! M: WHY!?!? J: HEY! HEY! HEY! M: *chuckles* why did you do that!? W: Because I'm the o- B: Are we crashing this bitch? B: Lets crash this bitch! M: Ya B: Lets fucking do this M: Theresa lota fuel.
Thats probably not good W: Theresa drop ship, bring me stuff! J: I can't see where I'm going! M: Alright, coming in! Coming in with supplies! W: You got something on you! J: Bye drop ship M: Coming in with supplies. WITH supplies!
J: Don't shoot me! B: Theresa a bunny... B: Wade, there's a bunny in a bush right here. M: ...What the fuck?...
B: You see me standing back here up to the left? B: Over here. B: There's a bunny in the bush right next to me, that red bush W: Ok B: Right there, theresa bunny J: ...Hiding on you B: He's fucking hiding B: I'm being good! See look, B: Boop J: AHAHAAA. M: Gosh jesus! B: FUCK. M: Jeee-hehe-zzuuuss W: NICE TRY.
W: One of you's coming for me and I don't trust ya M: Nu-nu no it's fine- J: We probably should've played the tutorial. M: -It's fine dude... NO NO. M: Tutorials are for asshole's and losers W: ALRIGHT GET BACK.
M: WOOOW I wasn't cl-... W: GET BACK. M: I wasnt close W: *Grunts* M: Alright M: Wade, I'm gunna be your scout. I'm your scout, I love you M: I love you W: why are there so many dr- J: Coming in hot M: Woow B: That sounds like the truth if i've ever heard it W: DISOBEY WADE IZLE, KILL THAT...
THING. M: Wade I love yo- J: I have items! J: I have items don't shoot me! B: Kill that bot fucker M: I love you J: I have items! You see me? J: Imma squeaker J: I have items W: Wait who? WHO'S DOWN THERE I CAN'T SHOOT YOU ANYMORE. W: NOO!!! M: No you're fine, you're fine Wade you're fine B: Haha, it's fine Wade M: Heh, you're fine J: I like how there's a big pile of corpses by the enterance M: Hehaha ya there's so many corpses at the base B: Wade there's nothing happening just realax M: Ya Wade, we got- M: WHY? WHY!? M: Jesus Crist J: MOTHER FUCKER. M: Fuck you asshole J: I didn't do anything M: Jeeezus M: So what we- So so here's the deal guys...
M: Imma place lights so they could see us better, so we could obey him better M: Commin' in hot! W: Woohoo M: Alright... M: Dont kill me Bob, don't kill me i'm placing lights for you look B: I should- I Should of bought some colours i'm a idiot M: Look look I'm- I'm putting lights down M: See where I am? I'm over to you're left... M: I'm putting a light right here J: lu-LIES. M: Whoops, naw hang on...
B: You have to set it up man M: There we go M: See? Ya got a light now B: Oh nice, nice M: I'm gunna set you up another light *Bob goes to speak* M: Wait. Follow me... B: Yey ya ya M: Wait, Bob, follow me I'm coming- J: Hi buddy! M: - on your left I'm coming close, but not too close M: I just wanna light by you so you always see this spot M: Riiight- J: I don't trust that Bob kill'em M: - Right there, woO WO. M: WO WO WOO I'M SETTING YOU UP LIGHTS.
B: I'm gunna shoot close to you, I'm not gunna shoot you. I just want you to know J: I have a obedience collar on Bob! B: nice! J: Do you love me most? B: Ya- M: Bob is that good? Is that good light? B: -Ya you're a good lil' bunny M: ... Good light. Do I get a reward? M: Wait! Bob reward me I-I...
I helped you B: Where are you? Is this you? M: Ya that's me B: Here ya go M: AHH! M: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU. M: I HELPED YOU! I BELIEVED IN YOU! B: Hey, The auto-pay is cranked up right now so if you guys- W: thats really good B: -bring me alot W: Really Glad B: Ah shit! J: Uh-oh uh-oh- B: Fuck this! B: Crash it! Crash this bitch! Fuck it! B: Get over here W: Don't crash it! M: Bob I believed in you! M: And. You know what. Fuck you! M: Honestly- *All laugh* M: -Fuck you! W: are you guys bringing me money? B: What the FU- M: I'm bringin' you money...
W: Thank you M: Brought'cha money... W: GOOD rabbit *everyone talking at once* B: DON'T SERVE WADE, B: DON'T SERVE WADE HE'S-- W: BRING ME STUFFF. M: *giggling* B: Wade's a bastard! He kills you for no reason- W: Wh-How!? B: differently than me! W: How do I turn on auto pay? I wanna pay you. M: I think it's already on...
WHOA that guy just burned. That bunny just literally burned alive right next to me M: I don't- I have no idea why. W: oh, well sucks to suck for that guy didn't it. M: Oh geez.
Don't touch that corpse, it's burning! J: FUC- M: *laughing* GOD IT'S ON FIRE GUYS DON'T KEEP WALKING INTO THE FIRE. J: Well I wanted to okay?!? *Mark laughs in the background* M: This life sucks!!! W: Alright, alright, I bought a bunch of stuff on this next drop ship, M: Okay.. B: Wait, Wade, Wade, you just just asked in Voice Only how to turn on auto pay right? W: yeah...? B: Desbot just said "Wadeizzle: press D four times" W: *soflty* what..? J: THEY KNOW WHAT'S UP! W: There you go- J: THE JIG IS UP. W: Alright, there you guys go!! B: I'm so confused right now...
W: Grab all that stuff! B: I've already grabbed stuff- W: GRAAB ITT. M: I'm grabbing!! J: WHAT'RE YOU DOING?? B: Wade, if you endlessly kill us, we're obviously not-- W: I didn't kill anyone! B:--not going to help you. B: PAY ME. W: I did! It's right there.
J: WHOA. MONEY. M: *tries to say something* J: I LOVE that shit! W: Yeaaahh B: I fucking LOVE monayyy. M: *soflty over the chatter* Guys he hasn't noticed yet- J: Wade, you have like, wayyyy less money than us now because you just- J: Cranked it way up M: *chuckling* Guys.
He hasn't noticed yet B: *laughing hysterically* W: Haven't noticed what?? M and B: *both laughing* B: You're fucking broke!! M: *giggling* Wade, wade look at your money- *Bob and Mark both crack up* J: You've no money!! W: HOW DARE YOU ALL YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS *Wade starts shooting, everyone is laughing and/or yelling* W: YOU ALL DIEEEE. M: huahahhahahaha J: Fuck's sake- B: You know what? I was trying, now i'm just gonna fucking steal your thing B: and kill you 'cause you're an idiot- *Mark is still laughing* M: dude, W: You had auto pay on so high! What happened? W: I PRESSED THE D!!! *Everyone laughs* J: He wanted the D so bad!! M: *giggling* Why- why would you blame us for that?! W: I trusted you when you told me about the D! M: I didn't tell you about the D, it was the bot! It wasn't us! W: Can I shoot my own dropship?!? M: I mean, sure? B: Probably..
